#1 I don’t believe the groom has had you yet. #2 No… (in a Southern Belle accent) why no. And where is the groom? #1 He’s in the bed-room.
#1: What the hell is going on here!? #2: Oh, no. It’s Mr. Laughs.
(1) Just where do you guys think you are? (2)The Library of Congress? (3) Detroit? (4) Beyond the sun? (5) Any of those right?
(1)Are you the pimp?
(2)Yes.
(1)You look like Gandhi!
(2)I’ve got girls to sit on your face.
(1)Just where do you think you are?
(2)The Library of Congress?
(3)Detroit?
(4)Beyond the sun?
(1)What the hell are you doing?
(2)I’m slashing my wrist.
(1)With an electric razor?
(2)Yeah, I couldn’t find any razor blades.
(1)Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.
(old lady) Is that the foot long?(nick) And then some.
(pimp)Milt will cut your balls off!
(Rick)We’re having potato salad — chunky style.
(Rudy)Lay that pipe!
1/_What the hell are you doing?
2/_I’m slashing my wrist.
1/_With an electric razor?
2/_Yeah, I couldn’t find any razor blades.
1/_Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.
1: Should we call you Nick, or is it Mr. Dick? 2: Nick
A little veno would be kean’o….I want some wiiinneee!
A little veno would be keno….I want some wiiinnnnee
Attention passengers, we are now departing Nun Central, on our journey to Hell and beyond. The Captain has turned off the No Smoking sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel school bus.
Attention passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central on our journey to Hell and beyond.
BRAD:I just want to be alone. RICK:Well,alright. But I want you to do your homework and you can watch TV for a half an hour,but then it’s
straight to bed young man. BRAD:Okay.
Did any a you guys order an asshole from room-service?
GARY: A toast. JAY: To Rick and Debbie GARY: To us. RUDY: To girls with big tits.
Girls back in 45 minutes or milt cut your balls off
He says he’s having a wonderful time and he’s thinking of changing his name to Spike.
Hey come on in Drugs to the right hookers to the left
Hey, come on in. Drugs are to the right, hookers are to the left.
Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.
I also do engine work on BMWs.
I believe I ordered the hand job
I held a strange wang in the palm of my hand
I think you’re an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you’re marrying my daughter and I’m afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes.
I usually don’t like my filth this clean.
I’d like to adopt this 17 year old Korean girl I’ve had my eye on for a while.
I’m going to get Milt. Right now. I’m going to get the fuck outta here.
IF I were that kid, I would breast feed until I was 18.
It’s time for spice, and the lucky spice is… paprika! ‘Oh thank you, thank you! You’ve made me the happiest spice in the world!’
jk
Let’s have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and boose!
Look at the cans on that bimbo
Look at the cans on that bimbo.
O’NEAL:Do you remember how crazy Tracy was about you?
(high voice)Oh,Rick,you’re so funny! OOHH!
Oh no man, two on a lude, that’s bad luck.
One of these days I’m gonna burn the Thompson court…right to the ground.
Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I’ll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears’ best metric tools…
Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I’ll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears’ best metric tools…
Rick: That is quite a list there Mr. Thompson, and your right, your absolutely right, and I feel if I really apply myself I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.
RICK: Diagnosis? DOCTOR: Medically speaking? RICK: Yeah. DOCTOR: Whacked out of his brains on drugs.
RICK: What the hell are you doing? BRAD: I’m slashing my wrists RICK: With and electric razor? BRAD: Yeah, I know, I couldn’t find any razor blades.
She fucks a donkey? Outstanding!
Thank you sir, and I think that if I really apply myself, I could be a new man by the end of lunch.
The Library of Congress?
The name is Bond – James Bond.
There’s a terrific moon out tonight
This is definitely the food prison riots are made of.
This is Nick the Dick.
This is the best 3D I’ve ever seen. (Punch in the face) Whoaaaa
This Nick the Dick.
We who are about to go apeshit salute you!
What meal would be complete without a little dead meat? Yes, America’s favorite food: dead animal flesh.
You’re a pimp?! You look like Gandhi!
[gown falls to the ground, walks naked to the bed, sits down] Rick, take me, please!
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