1) You’d never guess What I had to do in there. 2) What, did they make you swallow some guy’s chuck? 1:Perhaps I could all be a bit shy, I think this is a job for real men! Alien: I’m sure you’ll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet! Derek: Now, what do you … Read more
listen buddie ive boned alot of fat chicks in my life but i dont evert recall fornicating any. (1)What is it with you anyway? Someone drop you on your fucking head? (2)On my head? (1)Well yeah, what are they going to drop you on someone else’s head? (2)How can they drop me onto my own … Read more
#1-Jumping catfish! What a great arm, who is that kid? #2-Of course he’s got a great arm Buttermaker he’s the best athlete in the area, but you don’t understand that’s Kelly Leak. #3-Talk about a loan shark I borrowed a nickel from him last week he said if I didn’t give him a dime by … Read more