–He’s not a playboy. He’s a very talented playwright. –But all he does is play, he never writes. And so, ladies and gentlemen, you, too, can solve all your problems by subscribing to an answering service. Better than a dream. Do it yourself. Drop that name. Hot and cold. I met a girl. I’m going … Read more
–This won’t hurt a bit. –It did hurt. 1) Mr. Gardner, do you agree with Ben, or do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives? [Long pause] 2) As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden. 1) In the garden. 2) … Read more
1) Can I buy you a drink, Maxine? 2) Are you married? 1) Yes, but enough about me. 1) Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one? 2) Um, the symbol on the right is not a letter, sir? 1) Damn, you’re good! 1) With all due respect, John, it’s MY … Read more