(singing) Lots of good wills and maybe one small thrill. But, theres nothing dirty going on. 1) Who won? 2) A&M 1) Shit! *In unison with blank expressions* yee ha 1)You know what burns my ass? 2) What? 1) A flame about three feet high! Fellas, I’ve got myself a pretty good bullshit detector. And … Read more
#1- I don’t think I ever could get use to be probed and prodded. I told my proctologist once, ‘Hey! Why don’t you take me out for dinner and a movie sometime’, you know. #2- Yes, I remember you said that last year. …and one of those pepperoni… i just want to hold it Buck: … Read more
Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese. (1)I don’t like raisins (2)Why? (1)Theyre humiliated grapes. (jonhhy aka Sam runs down a hall to doctors in white coats slides on his knees and says) Mommy? 1)Be serious. 2)I am. 1)Really? 2)I’m always serious. I’m TOO serious. 1)Could you please glue your sequant 2) Do … Read more