–Did you hear? Somebody shot Dave Thornton. –Somebody shot Uncle Dave? –You got a fifty dollar bill? –I’ve got a wife and three kids. I haven’t seen a fifty in twelve years. And look at this! You’ve got a ficas! A big, healthy ficas! Axel, you on a coffee break? Go get that sonofabitch. Boss, … Read more
‘BOUT HOW LONG IT TAKE TO SHAVE THEM LEGS ANYWAY? (1)Who the hell are you? (2) My… name… is… Johnny Wishbone. I am a psychic. Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix. I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverley Hills Police Department … Read more
#1- Is this the man? #2- Yes Sir. 1- Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland’s window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana? #2- Yes Sir. #1- Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a strip tease establishment? #3- Ah it’s Rosewood Sir. $7.50. For a … Read more