‘BOUT HOW LONG IT TAKE TO SHAVE THEM LEGS ANYWAY?
(1)Who the hell are you?
(2) My… name… is… Johnny Wishbone. I am a psychic. Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix. I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverley Hills Police Department was having trouble solving crimes. So I came to help you out, because I am a psychic extraordinaire. But they told me you don’t need help, so I will go home. Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix. You, I don’t know you. You are… MMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMM AAAhhhhhh LUTZ! Chief LUTZ! And you are…MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm…AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh…
(3) Biddle?
(2)BIDDLE! Yes, Biddle I was about to say that, but you beat me to it. I don’t need any help because I am Johnny Wishbone psychic extraordinaire. Just think Johnny Wishbone and I will come. Lutz and Biddle, like Kibble n’ Bits, but different.
(1)You just hit a squad car!
(2) It’s Ok, I know the guy. He’s a jerk!
(repeating) If you bothered to get your head out of your ass long enough? Kiss my ass? You guys get more like me every day.
–Billy, he stole this house.
–How can you steal a house?
–Billy, what are you doing?
–You can never have too much firepower.
1) Billy isn’t this…. 2)Yep 1) No
1) that’l be 7 bucks 2)for a coke? I could get blown for 7 dollars.
1)Hey! Do you like rap music? (Pointing gun at #2’s head)
2)Yeah, I like rap music.
1)You like rap music. Well turn around real slow then. I’m from the Rap Coalition of America. Take that gun off, throw it over there. Throw the gun over there. If you like Rap music so much how come you ain’t smiling?
2) I’m smiling
1) Smile, smile real big. Now let’s do a rap together. Yo Baby! Yo Baby! Yo!
2) Yo Baby! Yo Baby! Yo!
1) Say Auuuuu!
2) Auuuuuu! (#2 knocked out from behind)
1)Putz 2)what…he just called you a putz. 1) I didn’t call him a putz, I called you a putz 3) He’s right, putz
1. Do the brakes work?
2. I don’t know I haven’t used them yet.
1. I want you out of this pool and dressed in seven minutes! 2. I love it when you talk dirty to me, get your ass in this pool with me. 2. Axel! Get out of the GODDAMN POOL-!(slips and falls into the water)2. I told you this deck was slippery!
1. I wasn’t always a cop. 2. Yeah, you broke a few laws!
1. Imspector T, how you doin? 2.(slams door) Where the FUCK you been, Foley?
1. You drive worse than maureen
2. NO WAY!!
1. You just hit a squad car!
2. It’s okay, I know the guy…he’s a JERK!
1.Look i get 20 for a car 50 for a limo…what the hell is this?
2. This is my truck
555-6842.
All of the letters were signed: Carlos. CARLOS! Which as you all know is spanish for Charles!
Are you driving with your eyes closed, or are you just like using the Force?
Are you driving with your eyes open or are you, like, using the force?
Axel, I would like you to meet Mona. She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose.
Chris Rock: Yo, yo What’s up, man? Check this out, I get 10$ for cars 20$ for limos. What the hell is this?
#2) It’s a truck. Here’s 50$, put it next to a limo.
di di dit dit dit dit da…hmmm…hmm.hmmmmm….the dating game…now lets give Billy a big dating game kiss…mmmuuuh!!
Don’t think Axel! It makes my dick itch
Don’t think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!
EAT THE FLOOR!!!
FUCK RAMBO
God damn that’s a big bitch.
goodbye mr.cane
Hello Andrew.
HEY AXEL……DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE JERAL FORD ….YA’LL BOTH LOOK LIKE JERAL FORD
I have a wife and two kids and I’d like to see my twin daughtes,
Monique and Unique, again.
I need authorization
(all three:) AUTHORIZED!!
I’m going deep deep deep undercover
Is this a black thing?
Lutz and Biddle, it’s like Kibbles and Bits but different.
Man, we gotta talk seriously.
Other than the house being square it’s beautiful. You’ve done a good
job for yourselves but go home and relax for the rest of the week.
I’ll straighten this whole thing out. It’s miller time!
See would you lighten up and thake some risks.
seven dollars for a coke, I can get blown for seven dollars
So how long does it take you to shave those legs anyway?
So how long would it take to shave those legs anyway?
ten dollars, what about my kids..I have two daughters Monique and Unique, what about them.
Ten dollars? I have twin daughters…with pigtails.
THATS A BIG BITCH
This is how Bootsie got killed. All they found was $20 and a pair
of Adidas.
This is what the Alphabet crimes have been about, GUNS! And if you bothered to stick your head out of your ass, you would see that we solved the whole goddamn thing!
Two thousand dollars for a suit, five hundred dollars for a tie, a god damn requisition order for a ferrari. Where’s the pot of gold at the end of this rainbow Axel?
Well the dude is definitely bad luck. I don’t know what he is
to you. He’s bad luck to me.
Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
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