#1 That’s roughly one’s monthly salary. #2 That’s more than I make in a year. #1- It couldn’t be more clear if you spit in my face. #2- I can’t. I don’t have a mucous gland. …..And it chaps my ass! 1) What are you doing? 2) Apparently, your bitch work! 1)I don’t want you … Read more
–Kissing Troy Donahue is not acting. –Well, then, you should try it. Ahmet Ertegun. As long as I’m singing. Bobby Kennedy tried to tell the truth. And look what happened to him. Hello Young Lovers Hey, tell me something. Who’s this guy, Yom Kipper, they got booked on Friday? Jump down, spin around. Mack the … Read more
Bogus Charlie: My grandfather once told me what to do when surrounded by white men with rifles. Dan Saxon: What? Bogus Charlie: Give the fuck up! Dan Saxxon – Raise your right hand Virgil Virgil – I do! Dan Saxxon (Rolls his eyes) – Not yet asshole, we got a whole ceremony to do first. … Read more