Movie Quotes from Bicentennial Man: Quotes from the movie Bicentennial Man
#1 That’s roughly one’s monthly salary. #2 That’s more than I make in a year.
#1- It couldn’t be more clear if you spit in my face. #2- I can’t. I don’t have a mucous gland.
…..And it chaps my ass!
1) What are you doing?
2) Apparently, your bitch work!
1)I don’t want you spitting in my face. 2)I can’t spit in your face. I don’t have a saliva gland.
1)One is glad to be of service to you. 2)Stop referring to yourself as one.
Every day it’s ‘Yes Rupert Sir’, ‘No Rupert Sir’, ‘Can I get you another beverage Rupert Sir?!’ And it CHAPS MY ASS!!!
Here’s a helpful hint for you: shut up and let me do my work!!!
Human beings are terrible messes Andrew.
I know love isn’t fair! I’m reading your heart. And asking you to follow it.
I’ll have to have Rupert make me a muffler!!!
It’s not about being rational – it’s about following your heart.
One day she’s going to wake up and realise she’s married to an antique can opener!
Poke me in the eye!!!
Water is water huh?! What about ICE?! What about STEAM?!
Will you perform an experiment just for the sake of science?!Kiss me!!!
You need to upgrade your eyes!
Andrew, People grow through time, then for u, time is a completely different proposition, for u, time is endless.
andrew: that is roughly one’s monthly salary
person: (depressed) thats more than i make in a year
As the great Andrew Martin once said. One is glad to be of service.
can you fix this piece of shit
He is my robot! And you will never lay your hands on him! Do you understand?
How do you make a hanky dance? put a little boogie in it!
I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity as a machine.
imperfections make us individuals.
Little miss: I have this friend and he’s smart and funny, and whenever i’m with him, I don’t wanna be with Frank.
Andrew: I can see how that would create a problem.
Little miss: Yes…
Andrew: but the answer is staring you in the face… marry your friend.
May my canine companion enter also?
One is glad to be of service.
Portia: Nobody makes me laugh like this!
Andrew: Good! Then admit it – you love me!
Sucks to be you.
That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don’t know who’s who or what’s what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you’re gonna die… you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That’s a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love.
What a piece of fecal matter!
What’s silent, smells like worms ? … Bird farts.
Will every human being that i care for just leave?
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