Book me, small change. First is first, and second is nobody. I treated her like a pair of gloves. When I was cold, I called her up. It happens to be against two laws: God’s and man’s. I’m booking her on the second. Shoots me with my own gun, that’s what gets me. What’s on … Read more
They’re either married or gay. And if they’re not gay, they’ve just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they’ve just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They’re in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they’re tired of space, but they just … Read more
–We’re all in the same boat. –I’m in the boat. You’re in the water. Now let’s see how you can swim. Bad news sells best. Cause good news is no news. How’d you like to make a thousand dollars a day, Mr. Boot? I’m a thousand-dollar-a-day newspaperman. You can have me for nothing. How’s that … Read more