They’re either married or gay. And if they’re not gay, they’ve just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they’ve just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They’re in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they’re tired of space, but they just can’t commit. Or they want to commit, but they’re afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don’t want to get near them.
(Man talking to self) So, you came back from Vietnam a changed man? Why don’t you just tell everybody!
(throws spegatti on the wall) Still the best way to determine if its done.
–Are you J. T. Lancer?
–That’s the character I play. I’m Sam Weber.
–Well, can I have your autograph, whoever you are?
–By telling you this, I have just violated about sixteen regulations of the Securities Exchange Commission. So please don’t repeat it.
–How do actors remember all those lines?
–Well, my wife used to help me, but now my maid does.
–Yeah. That’s how she learned English.
–How’s your life?
–Great. How about you?
–Not so great.
–Oh, we’re telling the truth.
–I know what Alex would say.
–What’s for dessert?
–Jesus, I let you guys out of my sight for a little while and you develop a bunch of moronic interests.
–Don’t knock morons.
–Some of them were scum.
–Some of us are scum.
–So what’s the thrust here? We were great then and we’re shit now? I don’t like where this is going.
–You’re telling me you relax with video games?
–Don’t knock video games.
–Your feet grow as you get older.
–I wish everything did.
-I don’t know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They’re more important than sex.
-Ah, come on. Nothing’s more important than sex.
-Oh, yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?
-I know that Richard will always be faithful to me.
-That’s nice. Trust.
-Fear of herpes.
-The last time I spoke with Alex, we had a fight. I yelled at him.
-That’s probably why he killed himself.
-You know, Karen, if we had gotten married, we’d be going shopping like this.
-No, if we had gotten married I’d be doing this alone.
-You’ll never get this many people to come to my funeral.
-Oh, Karen. I’ll come. And I’ll bring a date.
1) that’s why i don’t smoke anymore, dope makes me stupid 2) are you talking about me?
1) You remind me of Alex.
2) I ain’t him.
1)I know what Alex would say. 2)What? 1)What’s for dessert? 3)(laughs) 1)I’m not cynical about dessert.
1)I know what Alex would say. 2)What? 1)What’s for dessert? 3) 1)I’m not cynical about dessert.
1.)Careful what you wish for young man 1&2.) because you will surely get it…
1: I’m going to wash my hair and puke.
2: Puke first.
1:I’ve been taking my temperature and I know I’m ovulating right now. The ground is ready, I just need someone to plant the seed.
2: Yeah, but who’s going to be the lucky farmer?
So, you came back from Vietnam a changed man? Why don’t you just tell everybody!
Are we the first ones up?
At least once every show I try to put something of value in.
Did you have to be in such a good mood?
Friendship is the bread of life…but money is the honey.
Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
I don’t like talking about my past as much as you guys do.
I feel like I got a great break on a used car.
I feel like I’ve gotten a really great break on a used car.
I want a Margarita, and I want it now!
I’m sure we all think there’s a lot of good left in us.
Lets all go watch this incredible show!!
Michael:I don’t know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They’re more important than sex.
Sam: Ah, come on. Nothing’s more important than sex.
Michael: Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?
Micheal: We all took a vote. We’re not leaving, we’re never leaving.
Sometimes it is hard for us to believe that the Good Lord has a plan…this is one of those times. I didn’t know Alex Marshall
personally…but after speaking with his loved ones, I feel as though I did.
Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you.
That’s the trouble with these things, you have to watch them every second.
That’s why I don’t smoke anymore. Dope makes me stupid.
They’re like rats with wings!
We didn’t have a chance to talk…you got
me stoned too quick.
We’re never leaving.
Well, when you’re a mother, you can be mean.
What an amazing tradition. They throw a party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.
When a man like Alex chooses to leave us, something is very wrong in the world…
who knew we would all make so much bread…fuck em if they can’t take a joke…
Why are you doing this to me?
Will you marry me? Both of you?
Wise up folks. We’re all alone out there and tomorrow we’re going out there again.
Yes, you can do that. Tell Carmelina I said it was okay.
You can’t always get what you want.
You see, Sarah … Harold, we took a secret vote. We’re not leaving, we’re never leaving.
[About getting pregnant.]
Sarah: It doesn’t always happen the first time.
Meg: That’s not what they told us in high school.
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