(1) And I only have one request. (2) Oh, yeah? What’s that? (2) That you take me as your concubine, or Phil here, if you find him more attractive. –Throw me in the water and see if I can swim. –I think you’re missing the point, Bob. We’re about to throw you off a cliff … Read more
#1-Who are you? #2-Jacob McCandles. #1-I thought you was dead. #2-Not hardly. –I thought you were dead. –Not hardly. –They tell me you killed two good men in a fair fight tonight. That true? –No, three, counting you. 1) Sight of blood bother you? 2) Only my own. 1)Tell the Indian to go for a … Read more
#1 Can I ask you a question? #2 Yeah baby. #1 Where the FUCK have you been all week? #1 Here read this. #2 Father. I have been abduct. I am fine. #1 Abducted. #2 It says abduct. #1 Just say abducted. #2 I have been abducted. I am fine right now but I might … Read more