Erica: May I have permission to take this leaf? Jeff: If you don’t believe in the Blair Witch, then why the hell did you come along? Kim: I thought the movie was cool. Jeff: That was in Burkittsville. I never shop in Burkittsville. I don’t even piss there. Jeff: You know, there’s a lot of … Read more
1. I’ll pick you up in an hour.2. Great!!! That will give me some time to wax my chest. Chazz: (to Jimmy) We’re going to Montreal, bitch! Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled. Coach: You’re the girl. Jimmy: What?! Chazz: You’re my … Read more
(Zoey to Drake):My friends are coming to kill you *little vampire dog comes around the corner* King: Fuck me. *2 vampire rotweilers come around the corner* King: Fuck me sideways! …they’ll kill me. Blade: Kill you?! Motherfucker I’ll kill you. I’ll just enjoy it more. 1) What the hell makes you think you know anything … Read more