I have a number of things to tell you. First, you stole this business from my father, second, it killed my mother, and now, you’re trying to ruin me. You made me hate myself. Well, I like myself now. I saw a screening (March 11, 2003). This is the worse movie I’ve ever seen. Jeff … Read more
(1) Where’s Vida? (2) Actually, she’s over at the hospital being treated for thigh chafe. Once you’re had a clown, you never go back. A fate worse than death, proclaims my brother . . . the clown. Don’t give me that sanctimonious sh**! It’s over, because you say it’s over?! You don’t get it do … Read more
All life’s really serious journeys involve a railway terminus. By an unforgivable oversight, I’ve never been blackmailed myself, but my friends assure me that 100 pounds will usually suffice. Egypt is lovely this time of year. How could they be so cruel to one so beautiful? I can believe in anything, provided it’s incredible. That’s … Read more