#1) What is he, a psychiatrist or a hairdresser? /#2: Actually, he’s both. He shrinks my head and then combs me out. (closing the window as a downpour begins) Denise Deluge… (holding up the lasagna he has brought to the party) Connie Casserole! 1: What’s more boring than a queen doing a Judy Garland imitation? … Read more
–Sergeant Loyce don’t give a damn! –Shipped our ass to Vietnam! –Good marines they never die! –When they’re hit they never cry! GOOD NIGHT CHESTY WHEREVER YOU ARE! WHO THE FUCK IS CHESTY? I am the biggest, baddest , meanest, mother fucker in the valley. If you’re gonna be dumb enough to pull a gun … Read more
1)Best thing for you to do is just forget it ever happened, okay…Forgotten yet? 2)No. 1)How ’bout now? 2)Man, no! 1)Geez, you’re like an elephant. 1)Can I help you? 2)I don’t know, can you? 1)May I help you? 1)Can’t a girl enjoy a walk in the middle of the afternoon with her ex-boyfriend? 2)Will the … Read more