– I’m beginning to think women make the best spies. – Agents -He must have known Charles pretty well. -How can you tell? -He’s allergic to him. 1) Do you know what’s wrong with you? 2) No. What? 1) Nothing. 1) I could eat a horse. 2) I think that’s what you ordered. 1)Oh you … Read more
…because you don’t even make the slightest effort to offer happiness and still know that I love you. I am wonderful, I’m nuts about me, and if you’re stupid enough to throw someone sensational like me aside, you don’t deserve as good as you’ve got. Necessity is the mother of calamity. The trouble with marriage … Read more
-I’m sorry, I prefer not to shake hands with Nazis. -What have you got against us, Mr. Chaplin? -What have you got against everybody else? 1)..so you ‘betta’ listen. 2)’Betta’ listen? Thanks Charlie his favorite pastime Humor heightens our sense of survival and preserves our sanity. If you want to understand me, watch my movies. … Read more