Movie Quotes from Charade: Quotes from the movie Charade

– I’m beginning to think women make the best spies.
– Agents

-He must have known Charles pretty well.
-How can you tell?
-He’s allergic to him.

1) Do you know what’s wrong with you? 2) No. What? 1) Nothing.

1) I could eat a horse. 2) I think that’s what you ordered.

1)Oh you should see your face! 2)What’s the matter with it? 3) It’s lovely. 4) I’m not hungry anymore,isn’t it glorius!

1-Your blocking my view 2-Which view do you want? 1-The one your blocking

1. But I’m not Dyle, you know that! 2. But Tex doesn’t know that…you’re a murderer!

1. Did you say marriage license? 2. Oh, don’t change the subject give me those stamps. 1. Ooh, I love you Peter, Alex, Adam, Brian, whatever your name is. Ooh I love you. I hope we have a lot of boys so we can name them all after you.

1. I’m not Dyle you know that! 2. Yes, but Tex doesn’t know that, you’re a murderer!! 1. REGGIE! I WANT THOSE STAMPS!

1.) Do you know what’s wrong with you?
2.) No, what?
3.) Nothing!

1.) I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn’t possibly meet anyone else.
2.) Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know.

1.) Now we wait. With our mouths shut.
2.) [yawns] Sorry about that.

1.) So you think *I’m* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I’m not, be the next victim?
2.) Well that would be a start.

1.) Tell me, Mister Dyle. Where were you at 3:30 a.m.?
2.) In my room. Asleep.
1.) And you, Mrs. Lampert?
3.) I was, too.
1.) In Mister Dyle’s room?
3.) No, in my room.
1.) Obviously you’re telling the truth, for why would you invent such a ridiculous story?

1.) Well, what did you expect me to say? That a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars?
2.) I don’t suppose so.
1.) Well, it’s a toss-up, I can tell you that.
2.) What did you say?
1.) Hasn’t it occurred to you that I’m having a tough time keeping my hands off you? Oh, you should see your face.
2.) What’s the matter with it?
1.) It’s lovely. What’s the matter now?
2.) I’m not hungry anymore; isn’t it glorious?

1.) Wow, when you come on, you come on, don’t you?
2.) Oh, come on!

1.Would you ever do that? 2. What kill someone? 1. No swing down from the bell tower to save the woman you love, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

1: Could you tell heroin just by the taste of it? 2:(tastes something)HEROIN! Peppermint flavored heroin.

1.Reggie, cut it out. 2.Okay. 1.Well, now what are you doing? 2.Cutting it out. 1.Who told you to do that?

1.Which one are you? 2.A truthful white-foot. 1.Come in. Sit down. 2.Why, do you want to look at my feet? 1.Yes.

1.You know, I can’t help feeling sorry for Scobie. Wouldn’t it be nice if we were like that? 2.What, like Scobie? 1.No, Gene Kelly.

Brian Crookshank. Serves me right if I get stuck with that one.

You won’t be able to lie on your back for a while, but then again you can lie from any position.

a) You’re blocking my view. b)Which view is that? c)The one you’re blocking!

Can he go do something productive like start an avalanche?


Do women find it feminine to be so illogical, or can’t they help it?

Don’t tell me, you didn’t think it was loaded.

Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.

How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up?

How do you shave in there?

I already know so many people that until one dies, I can’t possibly meet another

I can’t stand these things. It’s like drinking coffee through a veil.

Is it a crime to steal stolen money?

It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!

jet dry!

Marriage license, did you say marriage license? Oh I love you Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is.

Of course, you won’t be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can’t you?

This nose tells me when you are lying. It is nver mistaken. Not in
23 years. This nose will make me Commissioner of Police.

Three of them. All in their pyjamas? C’est ridicule! What is it, some new American fad?

We use the guillotine in this country. I have always imagined that the blade, coming down, causes no more than a slight tickling sensation on the back of the neck. It is only a guess, of course. I hope none of you ever finds out for certain.

Why do people have to tell lies?

Won’t you come in for a moment? I don’t bite, you know – unless it’s called for.

You Green Horn! She batted them pretty little eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!

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