Catch me, I’m going to faint. CLIFTON SLEIGH:That makes three attempts on my life in two days. DREYFUS:I’m lucky,I’ve only had one. CLIFTON:I can’t tell you sorry I am. DREYFUS:That makes us even. I can’t tell you how sorry I am. My name is Clifton Sleigh. Is that Slay as in kill? ….no it’s Sleigh … Read more
–But you have to have me home and in bed by midnight. –That’s exactly what I was planning. –They say, I always get my man. –Me too. –You know, there’s a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. –I know, perceptive. –You’re searching my desk! –I wasn’t searching. I was rummaging. A … Read more
Curly Sue: I bet he loves you a lot. Gray: I hope so, goodnight. Curly Sue: Well I know how you can tell. Gray: …How? Curly Sue: He lets you eat first. Maitre d: May I?Little girl: May you what?Maitre d:Kiss your cheek!Little girl:In a pig’s eye!! Curly Sue: I bet he loves you a … Read more