Most people don’t know how they’re gonna feel from one day to the next, but a drug fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles. 1)I wonder why they call it Josephine Apartments. 2)The guy who rented it to me, his name’s Dale. Maybe … Read more
–How do you do, Mr. Harper? –Oh, sometimes I do better than others. –I ran a check on you, Mr. Harper. You are not stupid. –I have my moments. –It’s quite a zoo you got here. Do you think you could introduce me to the head keeper?–Right on. Come on. –Now you take the oil … Read more
1) When life hands you potatoes, you make potato salad. 2) Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to make with that? 3) Shit salad. 1) Where’s my car? 2) Well Jeff, it’s a little bit more serious than you’re car. 1)Would someone mind tellin me what the hells … Read more