(after shooting repair man in the head)…….about soup time eh? 1)God,AHHHHH SON OF A BITCH!!! 2)What happened??? What’s wrong?? 3) MY NEW PANTS!!! I just got them off a corporal the other day!! 1: How are you going to go about finding this young Russian? 2: I’ll fix it so that he is the one … Read more
–How do you manage it? Do you rush from one to another? –I do my best. It isn’t easy. –I didn’t know you were alive? –You never knew. –You swore a holy oath! –I swore falsely. I came to him a wirgin. If men had their way a woman would lie down a prostitute and … Read more
Bless me Dave, for I have sinned. I hated my father because he was so…… Polish! I want to live. I want to live. I’m talking about dying. It looks like Walt Disney threw up. Mary Ellen, if you’re going to use jelly jars for glasses, at least wash the jelly out first! Perhaps some … Read more