Doc:hey whats your name Charlie: Charlie Butts Doc: Charlies Butt? Charlie: No Charlie Butts Doc: thats a hell of a funny name Charlie: O yeah, whats your name? Doc: Al Capone Charlie: I thought you were dead Doc: No I ain’t dead –I’m lookin’ for a new punk! –Good luck. –You don’t understand. I just … Read more
ernest- monster penis is nice in the butt Ernest: She told me about this troll with red beede eyes and walkes like this. And that little booger lives right, down, there. BUT! He can only be awaken on the night before Halloween. Elisabeth: Like tonight Ernest: When a Worrel. Elisabeth: Like you. Ernest: Places his … Read more
Dinner? Did you say dinner? As in just the two of us? In the same town? In the same restaurant? Possibly at the same table? Doin’ time. I came..I saw..I got blowed up. Prison guard: You want a blindfold or a cigarette or something? Ernest: No, I’m afraid of the dark and smoking will kill … Read more