Shannon: What do you think you’re doing!? Joseph: I’m eating your chocolate cake! 1) Did you get a look at him, Shannon? 2) Ummm…a peek. 1) I pretend I love you. 2) I pretend I love you, too. 1) I’m drunk Joseph! 2) How can you be drunk-you just left my sight 5 minutes ago! … Read more
1: No more jokes about the way i look. 2:Call me Mr. Sensitivity. Everyone clear out! Wide Load coming through, Look Out, he’s HUGE! A= Let’s not fight. B= No, let’s. Doctor: Your entire biophysical structure is changing. Victor: That’s terrible news. (kills doctor) I think I’ll get a second opinion. It’s Clobbering time Johnny: … Read more
1) Where are we? 2) The ass of nowhere. 1): So, boys, what’ll be for breakfast? Barbecue? (Judd Nelson’s character dry heaves in the background). Or chili?(J.N. throws up). Chili it is! 1.)Hey wait, I’m not even rinsed off.2) Ran out of quarters.1)God! A whole wash day, shot to hell. Are ya 18 ???? Here’s … Read more