1)You’re Chinese? 2) I’m Cuban. But I have an affinity for all cultures. Part of my Mongol upbringing on the streets of New York. 1) New York. That explains the hostility. 1.We’re even 2.No (punches) now we’re even! Didn’t you see The Fugitive? Didn’t you see The Godfather? Didn’t you see What’s Love Got To … Read more
1)Oh, Rusty! I hit my best friend in the tits with my cufflink! But I didn’t MEAN to! Drag Queen over the radio: I need some butch faggots over here. Cheerleader Fucker! Hi, Mr. My Left Foot! Lifes a bitch so i became one X-Cop: I was wondering if I could pay you for singing … Read more
1)fame is inevitable. 2)that’s the wrong reason. 1)it’s the right idea. David: Die to be a hero someday but dont die to be a celebrity. Good thing I didn’t flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her. Good thing I didn’t flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would … Read more