…You’re gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherfucking rainbow… Ain’t that always the way. Elevator music, A nigger in a kilt, and a chic with a nickle plated nine. Are you gonna hug me and tell me how much you love me, or are you gonna shoot me? Can’t a brother just deal some … Read more
1) Dr. Bilch please 2) Um, and your pet’s name 1) Get me Dr. Bilch or I’ll kill you! 1) Is he French? 2) Yes… 3) Is he good-looking? 4) Yes… 5) Is he rich? 6) Yes… 7) Does he have a sister? 1) Veal parmesiana 2) What? 1) That’s all he’ll ever eat…veal parmesiana … Read more
1. Harry froze a chicken. 2. Big deal, my butcher’s done that. 1. Yeah, but I bet your butcher never brought the chicken back to life. Daniel McCormick: You’re holding my heart. Daniel: Are you Nat Cooper? Nat Cooper: It’s the dead guy! [Felix runs in to the hallway, and also sees Daniel.] Felix: It’s … Read more