1: I think I just shit my pants! 2: No, you always smell that way! 1: I was in my plane, looking over the sea and I came across this 2: Congratulations! You found a boat! In the middle of the OCEAN! Come with me,I want to show you something. Come withe me.I want to … Read more
1/_How’s Gil? 2/_I don’t know…. and in future, would you please refer to him as *that schmuck!* 1/_So you make it a habit of breaking into scientific facilities? 2/_It’s more like a hobby, really Bram (walks in building sopping wet): Bram walking reporting for duty. Phil (boss looks at watch): You’re late. Bram (holds up … Read more
Old Man: It’s the fucking Birdman! Sonny: Forget about it. Handsome Frank fucked up. You can pay your respects at the funeral. Even if a samurai’s head were to be suddenly cut off he should still be able to perform one more action with certainty; when one becomes like a revengeful ghost and shows great … Read more