1. Really, letting eligible men see you in an outfit like that, haven’t you got any pride? 2. Pride? Well I guess I’ll have to look up the definition of the word again 1. Would you, uh, sorta wear this till I come back? 2. Oh, boy would I?! Oh, just wait, wait till the … Read more
1/ Everything with a Reata brand on it is run by me! 2/ Does *that* include me??!! 1.Just remember, one of these days, that bourbon’s gonna kill you. 2.Okay, it’ll be me or it. One of us has gotta go. 1.Money isn’t everything, Jett. 2.Not when you’ve got it. 1.Why, Luz, everybody in this county … Read more
1. I have to go. 2. Where the fuck does everyone go when they have to go?! Dear book, this is another day in my life. A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides, an inside and and an outside, so, how do you get to … Read more