#1 I need a favor. #2 I didn’t know we’d become such good friends. Because if we had, you’d know that I’d give head before I’d give favors and I don’t even give my best friends head, so your chance of getting a favor are pretty slim. #1:What are you doing? #2:We can put her … Read more
1) Can you picture me in charge of a regiment? Picture me in charge of anything. 2) I would be honored to have you. 1) Well, then your an idiot. 1) Congratulations. 2) I’m not sure I’m wantin this Colonel. I know exactly how you feel. 1) Good morning, Major. 2) Sir! Formed and ready … Read more
All dead people’s together anyway. It doesn’t make any difference. Frank, what are you going to do? Shoot a six-year-old kid on the street? Get away from that door! Had to shoot me with a magnum! Hey, Frank, what are you going to do? Shoot a six-year-old Puerto Rican kid on the street? I never … Read more