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–Any of you boys got change for…ten cents? –No. –Well, keep the baggage. –I don’t like your faces. –I suppose you think we like ’em. –Madam, why is that baby constantly crying? –He can’t stand the jerks in the coach. –You love your brother, don’t you? –No, but I’m used to him. Any resemblance between … Read more

–How many? Did you ever count? –Why count waves in the ocean? –I don’t like leaving you alone. –I haven’t be alone ten minutes since I was 12. –If you’re free later this evening… –I’m never free, sweetie. Girls like me don’t fall in love. I seell myself…It was free. I want to be like … Read more