(1) How is it that everytime you say ‘yes sir’ it sounds more like ‘fuck you’? (2) Pratice. …wonder woman leaps up and says what the f**k was that? and the invisible man says I don’t know but my a**sehole is killing me! 1) How does it feel to be a ghost? 2) Ghosts are … Read more
Be careful, it’s my heart. Come to Holiday Inn. Happy Holiday. Here, have a slug out of a mug. How could I stop him when I don’t know which way is Connect-i-cut? I can’t tell a lie. I’ll capture your heart singing. I’ve got plenty to be thankful for. If you want to look me … Read more
(1) That one’s ready for marriage. (2) How do you know? (3) Pierced ear. He knows pain and he’s bought jewlery. 1) Hey, whats up? 2)Not my temperature. 1) PI 2)Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P. Alex- You … Read more