–This is great exercise. –Yeah, why go to the gym when I’ve got a wicker chair? –You are dead meat, mister! –Gordon, you’re three-quarters of an inch tall. Now’s not the time. Baseball camp will pass, but science is always cool. You’ve reached the Szalinskis. At the sound of the beep, please leave your message, … Read more
–I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto. –I don’t think we’re in the food chain anymore, Dorothy. –We could be anywhere now. –I think we’re still in your yard. –How do you know? –Any other yard, the grass would be shorter. 1) Ready for some fishing? 2) Tubular! 3) He’s only twelve and already … Read more
1. I blew up the baby! (Mrs. Szlanski faints. Nick appears from under the large Adam’s arm). 2. How did she take it? 1. About like usual. Adam:Big Bunny Charles, you’re fired. Dancing isn’t what you do- It’s who you are EVERYONE STAND BY NOW ATTENTION ALL CASINOS WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL TO TURN OFF … Read more