–This is great exercise.
–Yeah, why go to the gym when I’ve got a wicker chair?
–You are dead meat, mister!
–Gordon, you’re three-quarters of an inch tall. Now’s not the time.
Baseball camp will pass, but science is always cool.
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[Wayne was asked to shrink Tiki Man, but he has shrunk it and the machine has shrunk him, Gordon, Patty and Diane, Diane faints.]
Patty: How did this happen?
Gordon: [Laughs nervously.] Well, it’s sort of a funny story.
Patty: [Notices Tiki Man.] And what is that Tiki-thing doing here?
Diane: [Comes to.] Tiki thing? [Looks, notices Tiki Man.] Ha ha ha! Oh, I get it. You thought you could outsmart me, man; you thought you could just shrink the Tiki Man down and I wouldn’t notice. Well, guess what, Wayne? I NOTICED!!!!!!!!
[Wayne,after the ride the car track and fall through the laundry chute]I don’t think we’re using enough fabric softener.
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