–Aah, this is a fine cigar, sir! –This is a Cohiba cigar. This one is worth 10,000 francs. 1) What is it? 2) All the Whites are leaving. They are being evacuated. 1) What…what about us? 2) We have been abandoned. 1) But the soldiers will stop the killers… 2) Listen, listen to me, Tassie, … Read more
All this revenge stuff. It’s such a letdown. But the first of my father’s illusions was that bears could survive the life lived by human beings, and the second was that human beings could survive a life led in hotels. Hi! Frank here – but actually I’m NOT here (haha). Actually, I’m out. Want to … Read more
-A marriage isn’t all about sex. -That’s exactly what the people who aren’t having sex say. -He hasn’t kissed me in 14 years. -Well it’s natural when you get older for people to lose interest in sex. -Oh we still have sex, we just don’t kiss. -I want a divorce. -But we just got married. … Read more