#1 Bourbon, JTS Brown. #2 I’m buying. #1 Eddie, is it ok if I get personal? #2 What have you been so far? #1 Eddie, you’re a born loser. #1 I love you. #2 You need the words? #1 Yes, I need them very much. If you ever say them, I’ll never let you take … Read more
–Who is he? –Suspected Arab terrorist. Don’t you know what country you live in? Can’t you smell the bananas? You live in Guatemala with color television. Everybody hustles, Leo. How about an 8-by-10 glossy of Sammy Davis Jr. hugging Nixon? It’s a time-honored profession. And older one than yours. The Spanish die of heartbreak, the … Read more
(woman): He was the kind of guy that gave you an appliance on your birthday. (man): I never gave her an appliance for her birthday, I gave her a Mellier coffee maker once, and a camera for her birthday, and an enlarger for our anniversary, but she wanted it, she asked for it…. 1)God doesn’t … Read more