(woman): He was the kind of guy that gave you an appliance on your birthday. (man): I never gave her an appliance for her birthday, I gave her a Mellier coffee maker once, and a camera for her birthday, and an enlarger for our anniversary, but she wanted it, she asked for it….
1)God doesn’t play dice with the universe.
2)No…he just plays hide and seek.
1)Jesus…you don’t need psychotherapy, and certainly not from her.
2)You’re just threatened by her because she’s postmodern.
1)Look, anyone who wrote their thesis saying that the Sabine women had it coming to them…
A woman gets to be over a certain age and it’s a DIFFERENT ball game.
But she’s a fucking cocktail waitress! I mean, this is what you leave Sally for?
Don Juan….a love story,….fucking don juans, they should have cut his fucking dick off!
Don’t justify your refusal on philisophical grounds
Fucking men! A woman gets to be over a certain age, it becomes a DIFFERENT ball game! ….don’t defend your sex it’s true….you’re great till you start to show your age, then they want a newer model
He was the kind of man who gives you an appliance for your birthday
I don’t know why I did that….why did I push Sally and Michael together when obviously I had feelings for him myself.
I feel like your I.Q. has suddenly gone into remission
I love couscous!
I still have feelings for Sally….feelings I don’t think I could ever have for you!
I think I left the book in the cab….2: you left it in a taxi cab? 1: i think the driver’s name was Hargopian? 2: Yeah, Mister Hargopian or Swami Hargopian….
I want someone who digs her nails into my back and SCREAMS when I fuck her
I was bored at the opera, I mean, we’d never just sit around…if I put an ashtray in the wrong place it was likeâ€”pssst!
I’ve fantasized about being single 2: I know you have 1: how do you know? 2: because you got so angry that night when Jack and I said we were splitting up….I thought about it later and realized we must have touched a nerve
Knapp was a swinger, he eschewed nuptual ties and bedded five different women a week….houswives, nurses, you name it, it held Knapp between its legs
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
My family and I, we used to quote from that story ‘The Gray Hat.’ ….giving up one’s hopes, compromising one’s dreams was like putting on a gray hat….I LOVED that!
My family and I, we used to quote from that story of yours, ‘The Gray Hat,’ …..giving up one’s hopes, compromising one’s dreams, was like putting on a gray hat, I loved that!
No wonder men would make love at any time and any place, while women were more selectiveâ€”they were catering to the needs of just ONE EGG, while men had millions and millions of sperm screaming wildly, ‘Let us out please! let us out now!’
Not so fast….it’s just metabolically, it’s not my rhythm
O come on, you’ll feel better tomorrow 2: I am gonna feel like SHIT tomorrow!
Of course men would make love at anytime, and any place, with any number of partners, while women were more selectiveâ€”they were at each time catering to the needs of only a single egg, while men had millions and millions of sperm screaming frantically ‘Let us out please! let us out now!’
These people are trying to have an intelligent conversation and you’re sitting there, jerking off about tofu and crystals!
They don’t want an old man.
They’re trying to have an intellectual conversation and you’re sitting there jerking off about tofu and crystals.
We’re splitting up….come on, don’t turn this into a wake!
What are we seeing? 2:Don Juan 1: Don Juan?….a LOVE story….fucking don juans, they should have cut his fucking dick off
What are you the GUARDIAN here?
What can I say? She’s me, but she’s younger.
Whay can I say? She’s me, but she’s younger.
Why did I push Sally and Michael together when obviously I wanted Michael for myself?
Why do I hear $50,000 of psychotherapy dialing 911?
Why do I hear fifty thousand dollars of psychotherapy dialing 911?
You dump Sally and then you pick up with this cocktail waitress, she’s a fucking cocktail waitress!
You’re my friend, I mean I feel like your I.Q. has suddenly gone into remission.
You use sex to express every emotion except love!
You want a real genuine kiss?…both lips, upper and lower…
You want a real professional kiss? both lips, upper and lower?
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