(1) All the nominees are artists. We shouldn’t be forced to compete with each other, like dogs. (2) Well, I hear ya. Good point. So, then why are ya here? (1) In case I win. (1) I’ve gotten some calls from parents wondering if, in fact, you were a ho-ho-ho-ho . . . (2) Homeroom … Read more
–And what do you call an epic? –You know, a picture that’s real long and has lots of things going on. –How can anyone like a face like this? –I said I liked it. I didn’t say I wanted to kiss it. Do you look down on all women? Or just the ones you know? … Read more
(man to his woman): you have offended my honor, now all i have left is a show of strength, besides, women like that sort of thing. (woman): are you insane? A woman will always bend toward a strong man….just as the vine bends toward the wall. A woman is always at the point of abandoning … Read more