Movie Quotes from Waiting: Quotes from the movie Waiting

its too bad chlamydia has to be a venerial disease, its such a pleasant sounding word. chlamydia? chlamydia. chlamydia .i think i might name my daughter chlamydia.

1)*Name*, I invented my own penis game! 2) You quit? 1)Yea. How’d you know that *progressively gets quieter*

1)What do you think about *name*? 2)I think she’s illegal. 1)I’ve made peace with that.

1)You know Naomi, if you ever need counseling or something like anger management or alcoholsm I’d be happy to do it for you.
2) You’d really do that for me??
1) yeah.
2) Thank you, i appreciate that. But I think i’d like it if you JUST WASHED THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!! GODDAMN THIS BABBLE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE!!!

Carpe deez nuts! God I can’t wait to quit this job!


Correction to last post…. this is gonna be one of them parties where I stick my dick in mash potatoes.

eat at shenanigans..enjoy your food….eat at shenanigans…calvin works here!

Fuck you Monty! You always gotta be right with your little quips. We get it man, you’re edgy and cool. You’re the coolest fucking guy at Shenanigans…that’s like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!

Hey Bishop, I created my own penis showing game

Hey yo bitch, what makes you think I won’t cut you?

How do you feel about frontal, male nudity?

i’ll have a single shot of whiskey.. and a double shot of whiskey & she’ll have a water. oh, what the hell, it’s our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.

If heterosexual males can’t show eachother there testicles, then what can we do.

If I knew it was gonna be this type of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

It’s so angry!

Ladies and gentleman we have our first official beotch of the day.

let me ask you a question. how hard is your job? how intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?

Let me describe Monty’s amazing sexual prowress. He’s barrel into me with that pathetic excuse for a child’s penis and it would end so quickly, so abruptly I wouldn’t have time to feel any morbid accidental amusement towards his ‘technique’; which was basically him seizuring on top of me for about oh 45 seconds. While I layed there trying not to laugh, or cry.

Momma said I got magic shoes…Momma said they’ll take me anywhere. Course Momma used to beat me with rubber hose and call me retarded.

Oh Monty, just so you know, I’m only a minor for a few more days, I turn 18 on Friday….*Well, I dont have much time then….

She broke the CARDINAL rule…dont fuck with the people who handle your food!

So if anyone asked i fucked you……twice

So you’re the coolest guy at Shenanigans, thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome

That’s Naomi, she’s been working here for WAAAAAAAAY too long

This is bullshit! I have been here all day!! All goddamn day and You haven’t let me say one word.
monty: well-
Oh you shut the fuck up asshole, it’s my turn to talk!! You’re all fucked in the head!! All of you!! You, go change your tampon and have another drink you crazy fucking bitch. And you, you’re all waaaah, i don’t know what to do with my life. Go join the fucking army!!! And you… you know what, you’re too easy. And you, FUCK YOU MONTY!! You always gotta be right, with you little quips. We get it your edgy and cool, you’re the coolest fucking guy at shenanigans. That’s like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!!!

Welcome to the thunderdome bitch!


Well you know what they say…birds of a feather flock to vagina!

Well, Alzheimer’s can’t be all bad. You get to meet new people every day.

You were like the little engine that couldn’t hold his load!

You! you know what, you’re too easy

you’ve got balls. i like balls

You, Why Dont You Change Your Tampon And Have Another Drink You Crazy Fucking Bitch

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