(1)I’m a victim of circumstance. (2) I thought you called it your pecker!
….. slicker than snot & I aint lyin’…
1) What, no breakfast?
2) Its your turn.
1) Why are you taking that vacuum cleaner..you never use it.
2) I like this vacuum cleaner, its good for parts. Besides we might hire ourselves a maid. Hadn’t you thought of that?
1)Hey Melvin, wanna make a buck? 2)Aw, eat it
1. Stupid son of a bitch. Knock himself cold. 2. Cold my ass. He’s dead. We killed it, we killed it….FUUUUCCKKKK YOOOUUUU
1/ Good luck, shithead…… 2/ Dont worry about me, jerkoff
1/Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room didnt ya , you bastard!!!!______ We killed it, you got that?? We killed that mother-humper!!!……. come back____ 2/ Roger that, Bert and congratulations….. but be advised however, that there are two more….. repeat…. two more mother-humpers
1/Those snake things couldn’t travel THAT fast________ 2/ Shit, for all you know they could fly……
1/What kind of fuse is that???______ 2/ Cannon fuse____ 1/ What the hell do you use THAT for??____ 2/ My cannon…..
1: Damn it, listen to me. I’m older and wiser.
2: Yeah, well you’re half right.
1: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
2: Well, show me one and I’ll ask him.
1: Yeah, well, I’m a victim of circumstance.
2: I thought you called it your pecker.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!__________ damn prairie-dog burrow……!!!!!!
After eating all those sheep they’s have to take a dump someplace.
Ain’t no way these were local boy’s
Are you going to stand there in broad daylight and tell me I’m the reason we are still in Perfection?
Broke into the wrong God damn rec room didn’t you? You bastards!
BURT: A FEW HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS AND THE PROPER PERPORTION
BURT: A few household chemicals in the proper perportion.
But we can’t all fit in the bulldozer.
Cold my ass…he’s dead!
dammit melvin! you came that close, (makes gesture with fingers) that close.
Doesn’t he have a home to go to??!!
Earl, here’s some swiss cheese and some bullets.
Earl: Does it smell like that ’cause it’s dead?
Earl: That means we’re stuck. That pisses me off!
Earl: Well I guess we don’t get to make fun of Burt’s lifestyle anymore.
EARL: You know, if you wanted, we could take a look at those seismographs for her.
VAL: What the hell do we know about seismographs?
EARL: Nothing. But it sure might be a nice way of getting to know her.
EARL: gosh darn it, Valentine, you won’t go for any gal unless she fits that damn list of yours A to Z…
VAL: Well, sure.
EARL: …And is dumber than my hind end. Like that Bobby Lynn Dexter…
VAL: (defensively) Tammy Lynn Baxter.
EARL: Don’t matter. They’re all the same: dead weight. — (oo, I broke a nail)—-Can’t make a decision, can’t walk because of their shoes, can’t work because of their fingernails.—— Makes my skin crawl!
VAL: Well, I’m a victim of circumstance.
EARL: I thought you called it your pecker. Look, don’t make the mistake I made. Twenty years of looking for a woman like Miss October 1968, and where’d it get me? Here with you.
Good morning, Mr. Bassett. This is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
Hey Mindy! What’s the count?!
Hey, hey, HEY! WAKE UP PEOPLE! *points on map* They got old man -name-‘s place right here, chaced up the booze hound over hear, nailed those two poor suckers on the road there, and the doctor’s place is right here! This valley is just one long schmorga’s bord. we have got to get out.
Hold up, that’s Edgar Deams. I’m telling you he only wears that one God damn jacket.
I can’t believe we said no to free beer!
I like this vaccum cleaner!
I vote for outta space….. ain’t no way these are local boys!!
I wouldn’t give you a gun if it was World War III!
I’m betting on outer space. No way these are local boys.
If you don’t knock it off, you’re gonna be shittin’ this basket ball!
Just one of them couldn’t eat up Fred and his whole flock of sheep
man he sure must have been drunk this time, edgar getchur butt down here!
Man, the live ones smell worse than the dead ones.
Man…live ones smell worse than the dead ones.
Melvin, if youre not careful, youre going to be shitting this basket ball! Pardon my french.
Nobody handles garbage better than we do.
Now hold on there a minute Val, lets not go off half-cocked.
Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.
Run for it? Running’s not a plan! Running’s what you do once a plan fails!
Runnings not a plan. Runnings what you do when a plan fails.
See, we plan ahead. That way we don’t do anything right now.
Shit Earl, for all you know they could fly….
should have been packing full auto preferably belt fed
slicker than snot on a doorknob
Stupid son of a bitch…knocked itself cold.
That’s how they get ya. They’re under the goddamn ground!
Thats why Heather and I moved here in the first place…geographic isolation.
Them Graboids don’t kill him, I will.
Then we all run like god-damn bastards….. pardon my french
Then where are the golden oldies coming from?
theres a stamped up your ass
This valley is just one long smorgasbord.
VAL: CAN YOU FLY SUCKER? CAN YOU FLY?
Val: Hey, why don’t you just back off string bean, we could have left your worthless ass on the roof! Burt: I wish you had fearless leader, who the hell put you two in charge?!?! Val: Don’t you push me, don’t you God damn push me!
Val: Walter, your phone is dead! Walter: I didn’t do it!
VAL: Yeah…a diversion…somethin’ to keep ’em busy…like a decoy!
EARL: Hey Melvin… wanna make a buck?
Walter, these are hollowpoints but not hydroshock hollowpoints.
Excuse me, I thought bullets were bullets
Way to go dude!!!!No WAy MAN no way!!!!
We faced temptation and did not bend, God Damn praise the lord!
we got ourselves a plan
We have to go to Bixby in the morning. The cinder blocks are in
We killed it… We killed it… FUUUUUCCCK YOOOU!
We plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.
We plan ahead, that’s why we aren’t doing anything right now.
Well if it aint our old pal Stumpy
Well, there sure as hell ain’t nothing to stop us now… everybody we know between here and Bixbe’s already dead.
Well……. we’re sure not gunna pole-vault outta here ….. that’s for damn sure!!!
What have you people got against being prepared?
What the hell, I mean what the hell is going on?!?!?!
Who died and made YOU Einstein????!!!
Why not tonight?
Would you shut up?
Would you, SHUT UP!?
you guys know how to pole-vault?
you know, i think they shoot right out of its mouth, and they hook ya.
You never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I’m already thinking of Wednesday… It is Monday, right?
You touch that truck and die!!!
You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won’t quit and legs that go all the way up.
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