Jake Hoyt: This car is not from the motor pool.
Alonzo Harris: It’s not, sexy though, ain’t it?
Jake Hoyt: So, where’s the office? Back at division?
Alonzo Harris: You’re in the office, baby.
Jake Hoyt: That is the second time you have pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third!
#1.
(gun shot) 1.) Shit! Ahh, you motherfucker! 2.)The next one will kill you. 1.)Son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
1/_So tell me something. How long have you been a pig, HAHAHA!! I mean, a police officer?
2/_I’ve been a pig for 19 months.
1/_19 months, huh? You like it?
2/_I should have been a fireman.
1/_Tell me a story, Hoyt
2/_My story?
1/_No, not your story. A story. Because you can’t keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
2/_I don’t think I know any stories.
1/_You don’t know any stories? Okay, I’ll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It’s 90 per cent bullshit, but it’s entertaining. That’s why I read it, because it entertains me. You won’t let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story…. right now.
1/_What is that?
2/_Mother-fuckin’ crack, man!
1/_That’s right.. jimmy-crack-corn, 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… oh man, you federally fucked now!
1/_Whatever!
2/_Yeah, whatever the fuck ever!
1>You guys ever been to the booty house? You do know what the booty house is don’t you.
2>Suck my dick!
1>That’s how it starts.
a los angeles police department narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant in echo park….gimmie da bitch…(shhhk shhhk) lapd spokesperson says the officer is survived by his wife and infant child..shit gets deeper you get the picture?
A Los Angeles police narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant…wait…the shit gets deeper, he is survived by his wife and baby daughter…get the picture Jake!
A: Who’re you?
B: I’m the Zig-Zag man, who the fuck are you?
A: I’m a cop man. Watch out.
B: Alright, don’t shoot nobody now.
about life
Ahh you mothafuckers! Alright, I’m puttin’ cases on all you bitches!
Alonzo Harris: But I don’t believe you. You tapped that ass, didn’t you? Yeah, you know you tapped that ass. Put her in the backseat BAM! Code X!
Alonzo Harris: Get some chow in you before we go to the office. My dollar.
Jake Hoyt: Thank you sir, but I ate–
Alonzo Harris: Fine, don’t.
Jake Hoyt: It’s nice here.
Alonzo Harris: May I read my paper?
Jake Hoyt: I’m sorry, sir, I–
Alonzo Harris: Thank you.
Jake Hoyt: Um, I’ll just go get something to eat–
Alonzo Harris: Hell no you won’t, you fucked that up already.
Alonzo Harris: You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch made punk! You think you can do this to me! I run shit here! Y’all just live here! who the fuck y’all think you messing with!I’m running cases on all your asses! 24-hour lockdown, baby! Y’all be playing basketball on Pelican bay!
Alonzo Harris: You wouldn’t mind if I have some of your three thousand dollar-a-glass shit there, would you?
Alonzo: …they build prisons because of me!
Alonzo: You gotta dick, right? It lines of straight like this? On both side of it there are pockets. Look in either one of them, and pay the bill
ALONZO:YOU GOT A DICK,RIGHT?IT POINTS EITHER LEFT OR RIGHT.ON EITHER SIDE THERE ARE POCKETS,AND IN THOSE POCKETS IS MONEY.NOW PAY THIS HERE BILL AND LET’S GO.
Aww, you motherfuckers…. Okay… Alright… I’m putting cases on all you bitches…. Huh… You think you can do this shit… Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you…. Shoe program, nigga…. 23 hour lockdown…. I’m the man up in this piece! You’ll never see the light of… who the fuck do you think you’re fucking with? I’m the police, I run shit around here. You just live here… Yeah, that’s right, you better walk away…. Go on and walk away… ’cause I’m gonna’ burn this motherfucker down… King Kong ain’t got shit on me!! That’s right!, that’s right! Shit, I don’t, fuck… I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way… I can’t lose… Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me!!!
Boomb.
Boy, you got mad squabbles!
breathe dawg!!!!!!!!!!! breathe!!!!!!!!!
Civil rights violating muthafucka
Civil rights violation mothafuckas!
Des right you go ahead and walk away go ahead walk away cuz im gunna burn this muhtafucka down.
Des right you go ahead and walk away that’s it walk away cuz im gunna burn this muthafucka down.
Did she have a lick-her license, was she a dike, a lesbian?
Do you wanna go to jail or do you wanna go home
Do you wanna go to jail or go home?
ever had your shit pushed in
Ever killed someone? It ain’t like steppin’ on ants.
He’s just a choirboy with a heart that got the drop on all of you fools.
Hey whats up, you cock sucking mother fucker reading this… why dont u go fuckin kill your self, u fuckin online faggot. you like going on this shit, well fuck you and your balls
Hey, so how long you been a pig? ah shhhhit my bad, I mean a police officer.
Hoyt: That’s twice you have pointed a gun at me, their will not be a third [pointing shotgun at Alonso].
I am gonna set mutha fuckin’ lawsuits on all you mutha fuckas.
I don’t believe you son. I think you tapped that ass! Heh, heh…you tapped that ass didn’t you?
I supervise five officers, thats five different personalities, five sets of problems, you could be number six if you act right but I aint holdin no hands you understand, I aint babysittin you got today and today only to show me who and what youre made of. If you dont like narcotics get the fuck out my car go back to the office get a nice pussy desk job chasin bad checks or sumpthin ya hear?
I want my two dollars
I watched that cock sucker opperate with impunity for over 10 years and now i got him, the shits chess it aint checkers!
I would not lie.
i’ll cut your fuckin dick off, and stick it up that funky ass of yours!
I’m surgical with this bitch Jake. How you want it dawg?
If I didnt have more pressing business I’d rip your dick off and stick it up that funky ass of yours. Bitch. Damn I’m thursty, how bout a beer.
If I was a dealer you’d be dead by now.
if you are lyin; to meh, i will shoot your fuckin’ balls off
ill tell you a story…this is a newspaper right? There’s 90% bullshit but its entertaining. Thats why i read it, because it entertains me. You wont let me read it so you entertain me with your bullshit. tell me a story right now. go
Im the police! I run shit here, you just live here!
In this business, you gotta have a little dirt on ya for anyone to trust you…
It smells like bacon in this motherfucker, what do I look like a sucker to you nigga, fuck you rookie
It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove, alright?
It’s not what you know it’s what you can prove.
It’s not what you know it’s what you can prove…
It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove.
Its not what you know, its what you can prove.
Just put me in the back seat wi’ this fool, a bet a whoop his ass. (Snoop Dogg in wheelchair)
KING KONG AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME!!!
King Kong ain’t got shit on me
King Kong ain’t got SHIT on ME!
Listen. Your in a privileged position to learn a thing or two. Keep your eyes open and mouth shut!
Make sure you have that bathtub clean
Man up nigga! Man up!!
MAN UP NIGGA…MAN THE FUCK UP
Man up, dog… man the fuck up, nigga!
my nigga
My nigga, are y’all seein’ this?
My Nigga. (theres a hint)
nice suit!
No you didn’t hear me! You listenin’ but you didn’t hear me!
Oh shit you stupid, ungrateful, unloyal muthaf…JAKE,I need my money Jake. You wanna fuck with me. I’ll have all you muthafuckas in Pelican Bay, when I’m thru with you!! SHOE PROGRAM NIGGA! 24 hour LOCKDOWN…
Player to player; pimp to pimp.
Poopin Butt Ass
Protect your head.
Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
Punkass, bitch ass, crooked ass cop… Youz a Rookie…
Put it on me.
put me in the front seat and i’ll bet i’ll whoop his ass!!!!!!!!!
Roger sold dope to kids, the world is a betta place without him!
Shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers
Shut the fuck up and just wait!!
Shut the fuck up faggot
Smells like bacon in this mutha-fucka!
That day is dead, dawg.
thats amazing, it is, that you can be out with a fine bitch for a year and the best story you can come up with is a drunk stop.
The shit is Chess, not Checkaz!
They Bild jails couse of me
They build jails ’cause of me…!
They flipping pigeons to let everyone know I’m here
This is a newspaper. It’s 90% bull *shit*, but it’s entertaining.
This is chess not checkers…
This is chess, not checkers!
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers
To be trult effective a narcotics officer needs to know and love narcotics.
In fact to be truly effective a narcotics officer needs to have narcotics
in his blood.
To protect the sheep, you have to kill the wolf, and to kill the wolf, you have to be the wolf!
Today’s a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, get a taste of the business you know. I got 38 cases pending trail, 63 active investagations, anthoer 250 on the log I’ can’t clear. I supervise 5 officers, That’s five diffrent personalites, five sets of problems, you can be number six if you act right. But I’ ain’t holding no hands okay. I ain’t babysitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you made of. You don’t like narcotics, Get out of my car, go back to the office and go get you a nice, clean desk job, Chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?
Today’s a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can’t clear. I supervise five officers. That’s five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain’t holding no hands, okay? I ain’t baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you’re made of. You don’t like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?!
U muthafukaz will b plaYING basketball in pelican bay wen i get finished witch yall shoe PROGRAM NIGGA 23-HR LOCKD0WN IM THE MAN UP IN THIS BEAST I RUN SHIT HERE U JUST LIVE HERE
We could do whatever the fuck we want, we the POLICE!
What a day! What a muhfucking day!
what are they doing? they are flipping pigeons… that’s to let them know im here…
whatever? whatever the fuck ever
whatever? whatever the fuck every
who are you? im the zigzag man, who the fuck are you?
Ya thats right, walk away, cuz im a burn this mothafucka down
yea das right, walk away
Yeah you betta way away cause i’m gonna burn this mothafucker down.
You a long way from Starbucks, homey.
You can shoot me, but you will never kill me
you disloyal fool ass bitch made punk
You got us all wrong homie…you gotta put your own work in around here. Oh it’s like that huh? Yeah…it’s like that!!
You gotta control your smiles and cries, because that’s all you have and nobody can take that away from you
You gotta dick right? Ok, dick lines up in the middle, to the right of it and the left of it are pockets. In those pockets are money. Look in either one of them..pay the bill.
You have a dick? Well on one side you have a pocket, the other you have another, and take something and pay the bill!
You know i’m surgical with this bitch Jake!
You lucky I aint got more friends in business. I’d cut your fucking dick off and stick it right up that funky ass of yours, Bitch. DAMN!!! I’m thirsty i want a beer how about you?
YOU MEAN YOU WERE OUT THERE A WHOLE YEAR WITH A FINE BITCH AND THE MOST INTRESTING THING YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS A D.U.I.STORY?YOU TAPPED THAT ASS DIDN’T YOU?HUH?YOU TAPPED THAT ASS DIDN’T YOU,SON?
you mothafuckers will be playin basketball in PELICAN BAY when im thru with u …shoe program nigga…23 hour lockdown
You shot Roger. Whos going to believe your story? Theres five on my side. and only you on behalf of yourself.
You think you can do this shit — you think you can do this to me?!! You mo*$#*f*$#*s’ll be playin’ basketball in Pelican Bay, when I get finished wit’ you! Shoe program, nigga! Twenty-four hour lockdown! ‘Cause I’m the man up in this piece — you’ll never see the light of — who the f*%k do you think you f*$#in’ with?!! I’m the police! I run s*#t here, you just live here!
You told me to suck your dick bitch! Isn’t that what you said to me?
You wanna go to jail or u wanna go home?
You wanna go to Jail or you wanna go home?
you wanna go to jail, or you wanna go home?
You wanna hear a story? Okay, here is a newspaper. There’s 90% bullshit in it. But it’s entertaining. That’s why I read it, cause it entertains me. Now you won’t let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit!
You’re a long way from Starb*cks yo
your a grown man, you made a decision. shit, it’s not like anyonehad a gun to your head.
your in a priveledged position
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