Movie Quotes from Top Secret!: Quotes from the movie Top Secret!
#1 – Where are they taking him? #2 -(german accent) They arn’t taking him anywhere. (gunshot)
#1- DuQuois, introduce the American to the men. #2- Very well, this is Chevrolet, Montage, DuPont, Avantgard and DejaVu. #3- Have we not met before monsieur? #4- I donâ€™t think so. #2- Over there Croissant, Souffle, Escargot and Chocolate Mousse.
#1- I want to explain. #2- Whatâ€™s there to explain? #1- But I just wantedâ€¦ #2- Look Iâ€™m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who sheâ€™d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground. #1- I know it all sounds like some bad movie.
#1: So, Mr. Rivers, it seems you have become… how do you say, indispensible? #2: Indispensible. #1: That’s what I thought.
#1: That’s great! What does it mean? #2: ‘Is your daughter 18?’
(Beach Boys music): I wish they all could be double-barrelled….
(Chocolate Mousse shoots the German Troops) Du Quois : Nice Shooting.
Random Black Guy: My Man! (Slaps hand)
(In subtitles): Your flaming hog balls, sir.
(Singing) Skeet shootin,’ skeet shootin’…
(singing) Skeet Surfin’, Skeet Surfin’
1. Bleck! What is that?
2. Gasoline! HAHAHA! glug-glug-glug-glug.
1. Can I have some of that? 2. Sure! (swig, SPITTOO!) 1. What *IS* THAT?!? 2. Gasoline! Ha ha ha! (glug glug glug)
1. You dropped your phony dog poo. (picking it up) 2. What phony dog poo?
Hillary: People change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.
Nick: I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover whom she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground.
Hillary: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.
Nick: Is this the potato farm?
Farmer: Yes, I’m Albert Potato.
After Sunday there will be no one to stop us!
Apparently, he didn’t realize that in Germany, we use 220-volt currents. It took us 30 minutes just to get the smile off of his face.
Do you know any good white basketball players? There are no good white basketball players, my friend.
Goodbye Chocolat Mousse! And I’ll miss you most of all Scarecrow
Goodbye Chocolate Mousse! Goodbye Everyone! and Goodbye, Scarecrow! I’ll miss you most of all!
I know a little German, and he’s right over there!
IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATER WHEN THESE CREDITS BEGAN, YOU’D BE HOME NOW.
Life if full of its little miseries. Each of us, in his own way, must learn to deal with them in a mature and adult fashion. ACHOO!!! (looking at the phlegm) Oh God!! AHHHHHHH!!! (runs through window)
Look Iâ€™m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who sheâ€™d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground.
My name is Hilary. It means, she whose breasts defy gravity.
My name is Nick.My father thought of it shaving.
No, we cannot risk violating the Geneva convention!
ouyay areay oinggay otay ryfay.
There are no good white basketball players.
This is not Mel Torme!
Times change… people change… hairstyles change…
Who do you favor in the Virginia Slim’s Tournament? In women’s tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.
[Doctor Flamond is being rescued.]
Doctor Flamond : How ironic. Two more days and I would have completed my tunnel.
[The East German national anthem.]
Hail, hail East Germany / Land of fruit and grape / Land where you’ll regret / If you try to escape / No matter if you tunnel under or take a running jump at the wall / Forget it, the guards will kill you, if the electrified fence doesn’t first.
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