Movie Quotes from That Thing You Do!: Quotes from the movie That Thing You Do!
#1 The O-NEEDERS! #2 That’s the Wonders
#1: Was she a good kisser? #2: Yeah…It would be ungentlemanly for me to elaborate. #1: Ah, gentlemen. I forgot what you guys looked like.
(Singing) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Quit! (snaps) I quit(snaps). I quit.
*singing* It hurts me so just to see you go around with someone new.
1) do you know what this is? 2) presidential flash cards?
1) It is very important that you don’t suck today. 2) Hey, I make no guarantees!
1) It took Chad like a week to learn that. 2) Chad? Who’s Chad?
1) So, what are you doing next weekend? 2) Are you kidding? I’m going to go see my boyfriends music group! 1) AWARD winning music group.
1) Well Momma, your son who loves you just left us in the lurch. Darlene! You just got promoted. 2) You mean you’re going to start paying me? 1) I didn’t say that!
1)Do you know what that is? 2)Presidential Flash?….
1)What about the bass player? 2)He’s married.
1. do you know what this is? 2. Preeesidential flashcards? 1. nope its a bonus, do you know why? 2. i have no idea
1. How did we get here?
2. I led you here, for I am Sparticus!!!
1. Which one of you butts said we were engaged?
2. The same person who said you had class.
1.) That is why you can’t stink today.
2.) Hey, I make no guarantees
1.Gentlemen it’s very important that you do not stink today 2. Hey, I make no guarantees
A guy in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio! I’m signin’, you’re signin’, we’re all signin’.
A hit record is like a stew. All the ingredients have to come together just right. Otherwise, it’s just soup.
A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. Give me the pen, I’m sighning , you’re sighning, we’re all sighning.
A record that’s actually climbing the charts. She’ll be chartreuse with envy.
All I know is here’s a guy in a really nice camper who wants to sign our band. So, i’m signing, you’re signing, we’re all signing.
And Faye. Now Faye; she’s something special.
And if anyone asks I’ll be at Chasen’s with Suzanne Pleschette.
And you, Semper fi.
asshole. broke his arm (laughs)
Chantrellenes: I want you to know when you hold my hand, you hold my heart.
Character: A king-sized show! Audience: Laughs. Character: Which reminds me; how ya sleepin’? Audience: Laughs again.
d.j.-Who’s your influenced, who popped your cherry? lenny -CAP’N GEECH AND THE SHRIMP SHACK SHOOTERS
Dave Gamelgard, New Years Eve, 1962
Did I ever tell you boys you look good in gold?
Faye-Jimmy, I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you. Kisses I thought were special because of you lips and the way you sang. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
Faye: I got it! (points to writing on paper)The ONEders! Lenny: It looks like the O-N-Eeders. Faye: No, the ONEders!! Lenny: Got it, the Oneeders!
First record I ever bought was Theme from Mr. Downtown *singing* Darkness falls and the night’s begun…
Got any threeees? Ugh! Lookslike Lenny’s goin fishin.
Guy : Hey, Lamarr, is there any place around here with really good jazz?
Lamarr : Oh you want Good Jazz? GOOD JAZZ?
Let me ask you a question? Who played coronet for Jacques St. Claire on Vital Stats?
Guy : Scotty McDonald.
Lamarr : Get in the cab. Get in the cab!
GUY GUY GUY PATTERSON?
GUY- All day? at da dentist? you’re gonna miss 2000 screaming fans going crazy for yours truuuuuuuuuly! Ha ha! I’m giddy TINA- yes well giddy boy, I’m tired. Don’t get into too much trouble down there in Pitsburg. GUY- I never do, for I – am – spaaaaartacuuuuuus. (tina hangs up) … hello?
Guy: Alright. If you want these magic hands you’re gonna have to buy 2 new record needles..and this clock radio.
Lenny: yeah, how bout a washing machine too. Okay.
Guy: If Jimmy’s a genius, I’m Ootant. T.B. Player: Who’s Ootant? Guy: He’s the sec- forget it.
Guy: Yeah, we were pretty wild up in Erie, Penn.
Lenny: Yeah, there was this one time, we stayed up way
Guys, Chad fell down.
Has our fan preceded us?
He had a girlfriend back in Pittsburg. Tina. I met her a couple times. She fell in love with her dentist.
Here’s the thing. We aren’t the Wonders right now. We’re Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters!
Hey guys….guys chad fell down
Hey you guys look great in gold, have I told you that yet??
Hey, isn’t that our fan?
How’s this? Iiiiiiiiii, I quit, (snap snap), I quit (snap snap), I quit. I quit, Mr. White!
I almost slapped some girl named Crissy.
I AM SPARTACUS!
I have led you here, for I am Spartacus.
I have wasted thousands of kisses on you.
I just wanna tell you to get your patootie down to the tv station. You’re gonna be on tv today!!
I left 50 messages!! Where IS HE?!!!
I like Wisconsin.
i play a lot of cards, obviously. Wanna see my hand…oh gotta be quick with me, gotta be quick. I’m from Eerie PA!
i play a lot of cards, obviously. Wanna see my hand…oh gotta be quick with, gotta be quick. I’m from Eerie PA!
I… am… Spartacus!
I…I Quit *snaps finger* I Quit, I Quit I Quit….I Quit Mr. White.
If Jimmy’s a genius…i’m Uoh Tant.
Jimmy, from now on you stay away from me. I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you because of your eyes and your smile. I should have know that you save it all for your music. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
Jimmy, from now on, you stay away from me. I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you. Kisses I thought were special because of your eyes and your smile and your lips and all your color and life. I thought that was the real you when you smiled. But now I know that you save it all for your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
Jimmy, from now on, you stay away from me. I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you. Kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile, all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you when you smiled. But now I know that you don’t mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
Jimmy: I’m reluctant to sign anything that has to do with my music. Lenny: Some guy in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. Give me a pen, I’m signin, you’re signin’, we’re all signin.
LENNY- skitch, how’d we get here!? GUY- i lead you here, for i am spartikus
lenny- what are you kidding?! A guy in a reeeeally nice camper wants to pjut our song on the radio! Give me a pen, I’m signin’ you’re sign- we’re all signin’!
Lenny..why dono’t you go visit the pilot. Tell them it’s your birthday. Now go!
Lenny: Table 19 your pizza’s ready
Let em burn, let em burn all night. Bring me out here in the middle of the goldarn night. Oh no, dad, I’ll turn the lights off. He can’t turn the lights off at home, what makes me think he’ll turn em off down here at the store.
let it burn! let it burn all night. Send me down here in the middle of the night to turn off the sign! (in a high voice)’Oh no dad I’ll turn off the light!’
look at you….Your no good to me now!
Luke? Who’s Luke? When do we get the records?
Mr. Vilapiano: Know what those are? Lenny: Presidential flash cards? Mr. Vilapiano: That’s a bonus, know why? Lenny: I have no idea!
Mr. White- a song thats actually climbing the charts, she’ll be chartruse with envy.
My musical influences ? Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.
no no, i’m looking for something more upbeat Jimmy- oh yea? hows this, (sings) i quit! *chuckles* i quit! (speaks)i quit.
no, no it has to be more upbeat Jimmy- oh yea? hows this, (singing) i quit, *chuckles* i quit! (speaking) i quit.
Oh, I’m not here with these fellas. I have a pig in competetion over at the Livestock Pavilion..and I’m gonna win that blue ribbon.
Oh, next weekend! You will not believe what I have to do! I’m getting the crown replaced on my number 16 molar. It’s going to like all day with the dentist.
Percussionist Foster Grant.
Put that down! That is a very expensive floor display!
Right Now We’re Captain Geach and The Shrimp Shack Shooters!!
See what the world looks like through those. And you: Semper Fi.
Should’ve dumped you in Pittsburg!
Shut up! I’ll kick your ass!
Take us there skitch
Take us there, Skitch.
Thank you, Illinois! The Land of Lincoln!
The fair Faye wishes to address us all so Zshmp!
there he goes, off to write the hit song, Alone in My Principles
Tina- That Jimmy fellow sure has a gal fallon Faye…they make a cute couple huh?
TOM- lenny! give me the paper lenny, give me the paper…(lenny crunchs candy)..lenny go see if you can visit the cokpit tell them its your birthday!
uoooooooooooooooooooooooo doin that thing u dooooooooo brekin my heart into a million peices like u always doooooooo
Up-chucking Mr. Hamerstine?
Villapianos Owner-(puts down a few dollars then puts down a five) You know what that is? Lenny- Presidential Flashcards?
Wait, where was I? Oh, that’s right, I was playing songs on my guitar.
We came here to meet girls and dance and we can’t meet girls until we dance!!
We should have done that a long time ago.
We’re going to cream these ladies.
Well he’s the biggest cootie I ever saw
Well Momma, your son who loves you just left us in a lurch!
Well, I AM the drummer.
What about the tempos? Lenny- No not the tempos. I was in a band called the tempos, we were… terrible. chad- haey wasn’t guy the drummer in the tempos? guy- heard that
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean truly truly good and kisseD?
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, really, honestly good and kissed?
White: Who is Faye? Jimmy: Oh, Faye is kind of my girlfriend. White: Oh, that is so sweet. If you want her on tour she’s your costume mistress.
Would you step into my Office, Please?
You are my biggest fan.
You gotta be quick with me, I’m from Eerie PA
You gotta be quick! I’m from Erie, P-A!
You gotta be quick. You gotta be quick with me. I’m from Eerie, P A.
You mean actually make a record? A record, record, record?
You’re DROWNING! You’re drowning in the river!
Young squires! Hey Lenny some major blond in a major car just pulled up outside the hotel. LENNY- oh my God! Breath? Good? No? (eats some corriander) shee u guys!
Your talkin’ jibberish!!
[ The Television Showcase has ended and three of the Wonders are enjoying drinks while Jimmy and Faye are in the dressing room.
Jimmy: So it just… [ Takes string off guitar ] appeared… like magic… for the whole world to see.
Faye: I didn’t say anything. I was just as surprised as you.
Jimmy: ”Careful, Girls, He’s Engaged!” Am I s’posed to buy you some diamond ring now?
Faye: You’re ruining this beautiful moment.
Jimmy: Where’d you get the idea that we’re engaged? WE’RE NOT! That’s the last thing I need in the world!
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It’s actually– Guy: If Jimmyâ€™s a genius, Iâ€™m U Thant. T.B. Player: Whoâ€™s U Thant? Guy: Heâ€™s the secre- forget it. (“U Thant” was the Secretary General of the United Nations in the 60’s)