Movie Quotes from Star Trek IV- The Voyage Home: Quotes from the movie Star Trek IV- The Voyage Home

1) My God man. Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate post-parandial, upper-abdominal distention.
2) What did you say she has?
1) Cramps.

1) Yes. 2) No. 1) Yes. 2) No. 1) Yes. I love Italian. And so do you. 2) Yes.

1) Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, ‘double dumb-ass on you’ and so forth.
2) Oh, you mean the profanity?
1) Yes.
2) Well that’s simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.

1)Did you see that? 2)No! And neither did you so shut up!

1)Don’t tell me…you’re from outer space. 2)No, I’m from Iowa, I only work in outer space.

1. What’s the matter with you? 2. Kidney dialysis. 1. Dialysis?! My God, what is this, the dark ages? Here, you swallow that, and if you need anything else, call me.


Admiral, if we were to assume these whales as ours to do with as we please, we would be just as guilty as those who caused their extinction

And for God sake, split up!! You look like a cadet cotillion!!!

Captain! There be whales here!

Checkov: Excuse me…we are looking for the naval base in Alameda. It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.

Chemotherapy. My God, what is this, the Dark Ages?

Don’t leave him in the hands of twentieth century medicine.

Everybody remember where we parked.

Gracie is pregnant.

Him? He’s harmless! Back in the sixties he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.

I have a half-brother.

I may have carried your soul, but I could never fill your shoes.

I miss my old chair.

I think that he did a little to much LDS…

Kirk: You’re not exactly catching us at our best. Spock: This much is certain.

Life is not a dream.

No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

PRESIDENT: Bring in the accused. (They enter & SPOCK joins them) Cpt.
Spock, you do not stand accused.
SPOCK: Mr. President, I stand with my shipmates.
PRESIDENT: As you wish. The charges in specification are conspiracy, assault on Federation officers, theft of Federation property, namely the starship Enterprise, sabotage on U.S.S. Excelsior, willful destruction of Federation property, again, the afore-mentioned U.S.S.
Enterprise, and finally, disobeying direct orders of the Starfleet Commander. Admiral Kirk, how do you plead?
KIRK: On behalf of my crew, Mr. President, I am authorized to plead guilty.

Scotty, now would be a good time!

SCOTTY: Computer….Computer? (Technician hands SCOTTY the mouse. SCOTTY uses it as a microphone) Hello, computer.
TECHNICIAN: Just use the keyboard!
SCOTTY: The keyboard? How quaint!

set her down in Golden Gate Park

Sounds like the goddamn Spanish inquisition.

The bureaucratic mind is the only constant in the universe. We’ll get a garbage scow.

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales!

use the keyboard? how quaint!

We’re dealing with medievalism here.

Well double dumb-ass on you!

Well double dumbass on you…

What did he mean *exact change* ???

What does God need with a starship?

Where are we Jim? Out of control and blind as a bat.

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  1. “What does god want with a starship?” is acually from star trek: were no on has gone before

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