Movie Quotes from Speed: Quotes from the movie Speed

#1 We’re at the airport. #2 Yeah, so. #1 I’ve already seen the airport.

#1…what do you do?#2Shoot the hostage.Go for the good wound and he can’t get to the plane with her.

‘I can’t believe they’re giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick.’

‘I’m smarter. I’m smarter. ‘Yeah, well I’m taller’

‘Shoot the hostage.’

‘We’re gonna tip over!’

(1)Anything else that’ll keep this elevator from falling?
(2)Yeah. The basement.

(1)See, I’m in charge here. I drop this stick, and they pick your friend here up with a sponge. Are you ready to die, friend?
(2)Fuck you.
(1)Oh. In two hundred years we’ve gone from I regret but I have one life to give for my country to Fuck you

(1)You shot me, I can’t believe it. They’re giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick!
(2)Harry… you TOLD me to.

–you wanna know why? because i’m smarter than you! i’m smarter than you! –yeah, but i’m taller

-Ok I want you to hold this and tell me what you see.
We got a wad, pretty big, brass fittings, I think I can reach the circut wire.
-Don’t do that! That’s a decoy, classic.
-That’s a classic decoy.
-what else?
-Holy s**t! Hairy there’s enough c4 in this thing to blow a whole in the world!
-ok, ok, what else?
-A timer running off a watch.
-A watch? What kind of watch?
-Gold. Gold band, farly cheesy.

1# I’ll be damned. You go to the university of Arizona? 2# Yeah, so? 1# Good football team. 2# Yeah i guess so. 1# Arizona Wildcats….He can see you 2# What? 1# He can see you, just look straight ahead. 2# He called you a Wildcat before i had a chance to pick up on it, he can see the whole bus. 2# Well if he can see me, an he hear me? 1# It doesnt look like it. Ok everybody theres a camera over my left shoulder, i want you to look straight ahead, dont make any big movements…Matt?…..Ok remember people just look whipped. 3# That aint gonner be to hard.

1) Fuck me! 2) Oh darn!

1) Fuck Me. 2) Oh Darn.

1) I heard that relationships based on intense circumstances never work. 2) So we’ll have to base it on sex then.

1) Maybe we can do something about those hostages 2) We’re not going to shoot ’em, right?

1) This is my car, it’s not stolen!! 2) (pointing a gun)It is now. Move over.

1) This is the airport 2) So? 1) I’ve already been the airport

1) We’re at the airport 2) So? 1) I’ve already seen the airport

1)But its on the map! It’s finished on the Cal-Tran map! 2)I guess they fell behind!

1)But its on the map! It’s finished on the God damn map! 2)I guess they fell behind!

1)Fuck Me! 2)..oh darn…

1)i’m not a cop right now. We’re just two cool guys hangin’ ou… 2)Saaamm!

1)So you’re a cop, right?
2) That’s right.
1) Well, I should probably tell you that I’m taking the bus because I had my driver’s license revoked.
2) What for?
1) Speeding.

1)Tape it! 2)It’s taping!

1)That’s a decoy, classic. 2)That’s a classic decoy. 1)What else? 2)What else? 3)Fuck me! 2)…Oh, darn.

1)We’re at the airport. 2)Yeah, so? 1)I’ve already seen the airport.

1)You pull that trigger and your friend here gets it. Are you ready to die friend? 2)Fuck you. 1)In 200 years we have gone from, I regret but I have one life to give for my country, to Fuck you.

1)You’re never going to win. Never. You know why?? Because I’m smarter than you, Jack.
2)Yeah, but I’m taller.

1. STOP L.A.P.D! Get out of the car.
2. Hey man, this is MY car, I OWN this car, it’s NOT stolen.
1. It is now. Move over

1.) Fuck me! 2.) Oh darn!

1.)You shot me, you prick! I can’t believe you shot me. They’re giving you a medal for shooting me! 2.) Harry, you TOLD me to!

1.can you handle this bus? 2.yeah, its just like driving a really big pinto

1/_ Where’s Payne?
2/_ He lost his head

1/_ You didn’t leave me…I can’t believe it… you didn’t leave me!
2/_ Didn’t have anywhere else to be just then

1/_Alright gentlemen, what we have here is 13 passengers in an express elevator, below floor 30, a bomb’s already taken out cables, the bomber wants three million dollars or he blows the emergency breaks
2/_What’s our clock?
3/_He gave one hour, that leaves us twenty three minutes exactly
4/_Anything else that’ll keep this elevator from falling?
5/_Yeah, the basement…
1/_The city would like to avoid that event, Officer Traven
2/_We can’t just unload the passenger??!
1/_This is an express elevator, gentlemen, the only way in or out is through access panels. The bomber has also wired the hatch which could trigger the bomb, which places him in the *crazy but not stupid* section

1/_Anything else that’ll keep this elevator from falling?
2/_Yeah…..the basement.

1/_Did you have any luck with the bomb
2/_Yeah, it didn’t go off

1/_He’s here!
2/_C’mon, He coulda blown that thing from Pacoima

1/_I’m in charge here!! I drop this stick and they’re picking your friend up with a sponge!!! Are you ready to die, friend!!!
2/_Fuck you!!
1/_OH!? In two hundred years we’ve come from *I regret that I have one life to give for my country* to *FUCK YOU* !!??

1/_Jack!!… There’s a gap in the road up ahead…. it’s big
2/_You’re kidding??!

1/_Mac!! We’re boned!!
2/_ I’ll get you out, Jack!

1/_Miss, can you handle this bus?
2/_Sure, It’s just like driving a really big Pinto
1/_Miss, I need to know, can you drive this bus???
2/_I’m fine, I’m fine

1/_Remember… no big movements, just look whipped
2/_ That aint gunna be too hard

1/_Sam, why don’t you just drive over these people???
2/_Don’t spit on my bus, Annie

1/_Stay on or get off??! Stay on or get off??!
2/Get off!!

1/_Tell me again, Harry, why did I take this job?
2/_C’mon, 30 more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch

1/_There are rules, Jack, and I want you to get this right… No one gets off the bus! You try to take any passengers off the bus and I will detonate it, I want my money by 11am!
2/_We cant pull that kind of money in time….
1/_Focus, Jack!!.. your concern is the bus. Don’t try to call, the radio’s down. Now the number of the bus is 2525. It’s running downtown from Venice. It’s on the corner of Ocean Park & Main…

1/_There’s a gap in the freeway
3/_What do you mean?! How big is a gap?!
1/_50 feet, a couple of miles ahead

1/_Was your watch slow?
2/_Nah nah nah, He jumped the gun, we had three minutes left
1/_Why would he do that? He’s losing his three million
2/_I dunno, maybe he couldn’t hold his wad long enough. It’s a common problem amongst middle-aged men…. so I’m told

1/_You still don’t get it, Jack, huh? The beauty of it. A bomb is made to explode, that’s it’s meaning, it’s purpose, you’re life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the bomb from *becoming*…. and for who, for what?…. Do you know, Jack, what a bomb is that doesn’t explode, IT IS A CHEAP GOLD WATCH buddy!!!
2/_ You’re crazy… you’re fucking crazy
1/_ No…. poor people are crazy, Jack… I’m eccentric!

1: did you have any luck with the bomb
2: yeah it didn’t go off

1: i’m gonna go home and have sex
2: (name) you’re gonna go home and puke
1: yeah well that’ll be fun too

1: there will come a time boy when you’ll wish you never met me
2: mister i’m already there

1) Get out of the car 2) This is my car, i own it, it’s not stolen 1) (Pulls out gun) it is now

1) Get out of the car 2) This is my car, i own it, it’s not stolen 1) (Pulls out gun) it is now

A bomb is made to expode.

A Million Miles Away.

A:I need you right now, I can’t do this by myself. J: We’re gonna die
A: No, we got this far.

Alright,Pop Quiz. The airport. Gunman with one hostage…

An explosion! Some kind of explosion!

An explosion…Some kind of explosion…This is terrible…

And tell that Wild Cat behind the wheel not to slow down none, or he won’t even have time to bleed to death.

Annie: I got my licence provoked
Jack: What for?
Annie: Speeding

C’mon Harry, save my life!


Cut off the sheaf. But don’t cut the wire.

Do not attempt to grow a brain.

Don’t fuck with daddy!

Don’t get dead.

End of the line, this day has been real disappointing if I don’t mind saying.

Why, becuase you didn’t get to kill anybody.

There will come a time boy when you wish you never met me.

Mister, I’m already there.


Everybody over to this side of the bus!!!

Guts’ll get you so far, then they’ll get you killed.

Harry, gimme good news, man!!!

Harry, there’e enough C4 on this thing to put a hole in the world!

Harry, there’s enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world!

Harry: You shot me, I can’t believe it. They’re giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick!
Jack: Harry… you TOLD me to.

He coulda blown that thing from Pacoima!

he lost his head

He’s early. The son of a bitch is early.

Here’s to Harry, for his quick thinking; for his grace under pressure; and for his selfless act…. and heres to Jack… for shooting Harry

Hey Buckeroo!!…. It’s not because you’re a woman, ok?

Hey, I didn’t mean to shoot the guy.

Hey, so if you have a wife and I don’t does that make me expendable?!

Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. If we die they gotta take a pay cut.

How do you feel? Like I’ve been shot.

How many lives you got, man??!!

Howard Payne, fingers numbering nine… we got our scumbag!!

I can’t be here. I can’t. This is the wrong bus. I can’t die here.

I don’t suppose anybody’ll give me 3 million just for you. Hold it! Pop quiz, hot shot! Terrorist holding a hostage, got enough dynamite strapped to his chest to blow a building in half. Now what do you do?

I don’t suppose anyone will give me three million dollars for you!

I hate the airport

I’m going to speed it up!

I’m gonna speed it up.

I’ve got gum on my seat. Gum.

In 200 years we have gone from I regret that I have but one life to give to my country to Fuck You!

Interactive TV, Jack, the wave of the future, huh? hehehehe!

It’s a collapsible circuit.

It’s getting on to 11a.m. and I think it’s gonna be a very pretty day

It’s ok, if you need to, go right ahead and vomit…

It’s okay…. If you need to, you go right ahead and vomit

its okay if you need to, you go right ahead and vomit

Jack: Are you insured?
Man: Yeah Why?
(breaks door on bus)
Man: Oh shit, shit, oh shit. Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Keep above 50!! Keep above 50!! Keep above 50!!

Last time I partied like that i woke up married.

Let’s just take ’em out of the equation!!

Man, that guy sure has a hard-on for this bus

Man: This is my car, its not stolen.
Jack: (bringing out his gun) It is now!

No! It was cans! Don’t worry it was full of cans!

No! Noo! DON’T SLOW DOWN. FIFTYM STAY ABOVE FIFTY, FIFTY!! We have a situation on the bus, Slow down and the buss will explode.


No, we just take then out of the equation.

Nothing personal

Oh no. Poor people are crazy Jack. I’m eccentric.

Oh sure, it’s just like driving a big Pinto.

poor people are crazy (name) i’m eccentric

Pop quiz asshole you’ve got a hair trigger aimed at your head what do you do? What do you do? Turn around. TURN AROUND!

Pop Quiz ho-shot. Terrorist holding police hostage, got enough dynamite to blow a building in half. Now, what do you do? There will come a time, boy, when you’ll wish you never met me.

Pop quiz hot shot theres a bomb on a bus what do u do *I would like to know what number it is* u think I’m going to tell you? *Yes *Very good Jack. NOw there is some rules once the bus goes over fifty the bomb is on and no one gets off the bus. I’m watching u Jack don’t attempt to grow a brain. Now the bus runs on Santa Monica..

Pop quiz hot shot!

Pop quiz hotshots…

Remember: crazy, not stupid.

Sam, you are a good, kind man, and one day people will write songs about you!

shoot the hostage

Shoot the hostage!

Soul Deep.

speed give me what i need, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, grease lightening. COOKOO COOKOO!!


Stop the bus! Stop it! Stop the bus!

Take the damn phone!

Take the phone!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thanks for pushing that Bob, the lights on, but ya never know, it really might be broken

Thanks for pushing that, Bob. The light’s on, but you never know. It really might be broken.

That’s gross, Ortiz!


The airport? There’s thousands of people there!

The whim of a madman!

There just cans, just cans.

Theres a bomb on the bus. THERES A BOMB ON THE BUS

This freeway isn’t finished!

This is it jack… don’t get dead

This is MY Car, and it’s NOT stolen!!
Jack: It is now. Move Over.

Way to go, Jack, way to goooo

We just got a ransom demand from your dead terrorist.

What are you going to do Jack.. You can’t shoot the hostage.

What button did you push Bob?

What do you think Jack, You think if they pick up all the driver’s teeth, they’re gunna give you another medal?

What, you felt like you needed another challenge or something?

Why are they messing with me?? Do they think I’m doing this for fun??

Will the mystery guest please sign in?

Will the mystery guest please sign in?!

Will the mystery guest sign in please?

Wow shit, wow shit, WOOOW SHIT

Yeah, well I’m taller.

Yeah…but I’m taller.

Yes! Ha ha ha!! We are way out of control!

You have a hair lined trigger pointed at your head. What do you do Jack? What do you do?

You know what a bomb is that doesn’t explode? It’s a cheap gold watch!

You shot me. I can’t believe it. They’re giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick.

You’re a cop right? I should probably tell you I’m taking the bus because I had my license revoked for speeding.

You’re crazy! Your fuck’n crazy!

You’re fired, everybody is f***in fired!

You’re kidding! How big? 2)Fifty feet at least.

You’re not gonna go all mushy on me are you? Maybe

You’re not too bright man, but you got some big round hairy cahonas!!

You’re the expert, I just work here.

You’ve got 3 seconds, what would you do? What would you do?

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