1. You’re just going to pawn off all of her things? 2. Hey, she pawned off her kid! 1. Don’t talk about Lucy that way, you don’t know anything about her! 2. Is that my fault?
[After retrieving his cell phone and fainted and fallen asleep, Ted has a dream in which he is back at the Miami Beach.]
Male Voice: Ted, my main man,
[Ted looks. It’s Demon.]
Demon: You really stepped in it this time! We tried to tell ya ya didn’t belong here.
Ted: I don’t speak dog.
Demon: [Poking fun at Ted.] TELL ME ABOUT IT!
[All dogs laugh hystercally.]
Nana: [Female Voice.] I like him!
Scooper: [Poking fun at Nana.] Oh, sure. You’ll roll over for anyone who’ll pour ya a bowl of *slump*!
[All dogs laugh hysterically.]
Sniff: SCOOPER, YOU KILL ME!
[After retrieving his cell phone in the ice-cold water, Ted faints and falls asleep and has a dream in which he is back in the Miami beach, he hears a voice.]
Male Voice: Ted, my main man,
[Ted looks. It’s Demon.]
Demon: …you really stepped in it this time! We tried to tell ya ya didn’t belong here!
Ted: I don’t speak dog.
Demon: [Poking fun at Ted.] TELL ME ABOUT IT!
[All dogs laugh.]
Nana: [Female voice.] I like him!
Scooper: [Poking fun at Nana.] Oh, sure! You’ll roll over for anyone who’ll pour you a bowl of slump!
Nana: HMMPH!
Nana: SCOOPER, YOU KILL ME!
SHUTTUP,CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NOBODY TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVES NEXT DOOR! I’M SO SICK OF YOUR BARKING!!!
you think i’m trying to chissle you you’re that kind of a man
why don’t we just step outside and settle this thing eskimo style
just you and me a rope and a knife last man breathing gets the dogs
[ Barb Is Cooking Strange Gross Stuff ]
Ted: [ Groans ] What is this stuff?
Barb: Slump.
Ted: Slump?! [ Sniffs So-Called Slump ] Eww!
Barb: Mostly the stuff the butcher can’t sell… hooves, lips, organs… Slump.
Ted: In Miami, we call them *Hot-dogs*!
[ Dogs Are Eating The Slump ]
TED: So, why did Grizzly Adams want these dogs anyway?
BARB: Because the Arctic Challenge is in 2 weeks. These dogs are champions… except for Nana, of course. Lucy just liked her company.
[ Nana Belches ]
[After he is frozen up and lay in the cold weather, he is dreaming he is back in the Miami beach, a male voice says:]
Demon: [male voice] Ted, my main man, you really stepped in it this time! We tried to tell ya ya didn’t belong here!
Ted: I don’t speak dog.
Demon: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
[All Dogs Laugh]
Nana: [Female voice] I like him!
Scooper: [Male voice] Oh, sure, you’ll roll over for anyone who’ll pour ya a bowl of *slump*!
[After Ted has rescued his cellphone in the frozen water, he walks up, his coat, face and legs frozen stiff. he falls down a little hill and lay in the snow. He has a dream in which he is back in Miami, lying in the sun. He sees his glove still on, but feels warm weather once again. A male voice calls him:]
Demon: [Male voice] Ted, my main man…
[Ted looks: It’s Demon who is talking.]
Demon: …you really stepped in it this time! We tried to tell ya ya didn’t belong here!
[All dogs laugh with human voices]
Nana: [Female voice] I like him!
Scooper: [Male voice] Oh, sure! You’ll roll over for anyone who’ll pour ya a bowl of SLUMP!
[All dogs laugh hysterically]
Mack: [Male voice] SCOOPER, YOU KILL ME!
[Ted is back in Alaska to rescue Thunder Jack]
Barb: You can’t do this.
Ted: When I was lost he came lookin’ for me. I’m not gonna let him die out there.
[Demon is gone with Jack]
Barb: Ted, you don’t even have a lead dog.
Ted: Sure, I do!
[Whistles, Nana shows up in harness, barks]
Ted: THERE’S my lead dog! HI, NANA!
Barb: NANA?! Nana’s not a lead dog.
Ted: Sure, she is! If I can be a musher…
[hooks Nana into lead position]
Ted: …she can be a lead dog! Atta girl, Nana. [makes cracking sound with neck, Nana barks, makes cracking sound with her neck too]
Ted: [Laughing] WHOO!
[Ted is back in Alaska to rescue Thunder Jack]
Barb: You can’t do this.
Ted: When I was lost he came lookin’ for me. I’m not gonna let him die out there.
[Demon is with Jack]
Barb: Ted, you don’t even have a lead dog.
Ted: Sure, I do!
[Whistles, Nana comes out of garage, barks]
Ted: THERE’S my lead dog! HI, NANA!
Barb: NANA?! Nana’s not a lead dog.
Ted: Sure, she is! If I can be a musher…
[He hooks Nana into lead position]
Ted: …She can be a lead dog! Atta girl, Nana!
[Cracks neck, Nana barks, cracks her neck too]
Ted: [Amazed by Nana’s crack talent] [Laughs] WHOO!
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