Movie Quotes from Sideways: Quotes from the movie Sideways

–Do you have any idea what he’s been saying to her?
–He’s an actor, so it can’t be good.

–Now the cards are on the table.
–Yes, they are.

–What’s the title?
–The Day After Yesterday.
–Oh…you mean today?

–Why didn’t I get hurt?
–You were wearing your seatbelt.

-If they want to drink Merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.
-No, if we’re drinking Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Are you chewing gum?

Can’t we just…go back to the motel…and hang out…and get up early, play nine holes of golf before we head home?

Did you drink and dial?

Here’s to a great week.

I am not Jack.

I get chicks looking at me all the time. All ages. Dudes, too.

I like to think about the life of wine. How it’s a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing. How the sun was shinning. If it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes, and if it’s an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve. Like, if i opened a bottle of wine today, it would taste different then if i would open it on any other day. Because a bottle of wine is actually alive. It’s constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks. And then it begins it’s steady, inevitable decline. And it tastes so fucking good

I went deep lastnight…deep.

I’d rather have a knife.

I’m a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper.

I’m not a writer. I’m a middle school English teacher.


Just give me a full goddamn pour.

No going to the dark side.

No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Now with a low, low 5.8% A.P.R. financing.

Oh your a bad girl. Yea someone should give me a spanking.

Oh, let me love you.

Pinot noir? Then why is it white?

Sir, this is a winery, not a bar.

Speak for yourself. I get chicks lookin’ at me all the time. All ages. Dudes too.

That fucker hit into us!

That fucker into us!

Yeah, I say fuck that shit too. We need to get your joint worked on.

You are such a fuckin loser. You make me sick.

You don’t understand my plight.

You’re getting married?

[Tagline] In search of wine… in search of women… In search of themselves

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