Angie: (On the phone to a customer) Sykes’ Whale Wash, you get a whale of a wash and a price, oh my gosh!
Angie: What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy? Oscar: Uh… Yeah?
Don Lino. hey i bring you in here look you in the eye and tell you what’s what. and what.
Sykes. what?
Don Lino. what what?
Sykes. what what nothing. you said what first
Don Lino. i didn’t say what first i asked you what.
Sykes. no you said and then what and i said what.
Don Lino. no i said what what like what what.
Sykes. you said what first.
Don Lino. now you’re making fun of me!
Don Lino. hey i bring you in here look you in the eye and tell you what’s what. and what.
Sykes. what?
Don Lino. what what?
Sykes. what what nothing. you said what first
Don Lino. i didn’t say what first i asked you what.
Sykes. no you said and then what and i said what.
Don Lino. no i said what what like what what.
Sykes. you said what first.
Don Lino. now you’re making fun of me!
Lenny: (crying)It’s all my fault… kinda. Not really, but still.
Lenny: Mom says it’s not okay to hit!
Lola: There’s only one thing I love more than money… Revenge!
Oscar: (with a bag of do-nuts) I got your favorite. Angie: You didn’t. Oscar: Mmm-hmm. Angie: Kelpy Kremes? Oscar: Yup.
Oscar: How do you trip underwater?!
Oscar: Remember this name: OSCAAAAR THE SHAAAARK SLAYEEER!
(Frankie is humming the Jaws theme) Lenny: Stop it! Ugh, that song gives me the creeps. Frankie What are you talking about? It’s our theme song!
and I have eighttrack players for when I’m feeling a little old school!
B: You’re not doing it right! I told you!
E: I’m doing it!
B: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square.
E: Oh, double square! Respect!
B: Respect!
Don Lino: You don’t say shut up to me.
dont worry lola..im a WEEEEEEINERRRRRR
I’d rather be watching porn! Wait, no, did your mom, did you know she’s a lesbian? She’s a total MILF, she’s sooooo sexy and pretty, I love her….YOU MOM!
It’s Lucky Day
Lenny: (to Angie, about Oscar) He hasn’t gone far enough.
Oscar: (to Angie) Exactly! (to Lenny) Wha?
Lenny: (to Oscar) You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear! Here’s what we’re gonna do…
(Oscar smiles at this.)
Lenny: Hi, I’m Lenny
O: You dig, dawg?
L: Dig dawg… , dawg dig, dig dawg, yeah, yo diggy dog!
Octopus: Hey boss, big butts.
Oscar: A lot of white fish can’t do it.
Shrimp: It’s true. It’s true and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away and then the baby lost its legs and its arms and now it’s nothing but a stump but I still take care of it with my wife and it’s growing and it’s fairly happy, but it’s difficult ’cause I’ve been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love I see in that little guy’s face makes it worth it in the end. True story.
Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just ERRRRRRR!
[makes stabbing notions]
That’s not how you sing the song, mon!
what what
Who wants me to sing that titanic song?
x circle x x double left right trigger down square square
You cant touch this
You’re so poor you’re baloney dosen’t have a first name.
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