Movie Quotes from Saved!: Quotes from the movie Saved!

(sign Roland holds):will dance for food

-There’s only one reason why good Christian girls go to Planned Parenthood…
-Mary’s planting a pipe bomb?!??!!

1)Do you wanna go out sometime? I’m like totally adorable. 2)(Laughs) Um…I’m not dating right now. 1)How bout tomorrow? Will you be dating then?

1)I am filled with Christ’s Love! (throws bible)
2)This is not a weapon (holds up bible), you idiot!

1. I don’t think we’re supposed to be in here…2.Yes, yes we are!

1: I keep trying to remember that everytime Jesus closes a door, he opens a window. 2: So that we have something to jump out of.

Are you down with G.O.D.?

Cassandra : Are you playing footsies with me?
Roland : Wheelies. . .

Cassandra : What’s the only reason a Christian girl comes downtown to the Planned Parenthood clinic?
Roland : To plant a pipe bomb?
Cassandra : Okay, two reasons.

He was sent to mercy house for degayification

Hillary Fye-She said she has a hot pussy.

I crashed my van into Jesus!

I know what you’re looking at, Mary…and Jesus does too.

I’m the father. I’m the boyfriend. I’m his boyfriend.

im the dad, im the boyfriend, im his boyfriend

It’s not like it was somekind of secret. He was like a one-man gay pride parade

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

Let’s get our Christ on! Let’s kick it Jesus style!

Lillian : When Jesus closes a door he opens a window
Mary : Yeah, so we can jump out it.

Now that’s what I call hung on the cross!

Of course Jesus is white. Gosh Roland, sometimes i think you’re retarted too.

Oh and another thing, the muffin shop is closed, no more muffins for you!

Ok, ok, who’s down with G-O-D!?

Prayer saves, Mary, it’s been medically proven. You know that!

Ridin’ the board for the Lord.

Second hand smoke kills….Yeah, well Im counting on it!

She tried to exorcise you? That was nice of her I guess.

The muffin shop is closed!

Veronica : Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.
Hilary Faye : And then where would you be, Roland?
Roland : China.

Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window. -Yeah, for us to jump out of.

Why would God make us so different if he wanted us to be the same?

You stare at my ass again…I’ll push you off a cliff.

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