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Movie Quotes from Runaway Bride: Quotes from the movie Runaway Bride

…and if we ride off into the sunset together, I want my own horse.

1) Eight geese in a ‘V’! Can you imagine? 2) ‘V’ for…Victory!

1) I like his tight butt 2) Grandma! 1) Well I do

1) Rub your ears! 2) Rub your ears! That is a GREAT idea! Corey does that to me sometimes, a little rrrrrrrrrrrr and woosh! 1) We do it to the dog.

1)Where do you think she’s going? 2)Well, wherever it is, she’ll be there by 10:30 tomorrow morning.

1-Good boy Porthole. 2-His Name’s Skipper, Dad. 1-I changed it.

1. Breaking and entering that is a federal offence I’m calling the sheriff. 2. Good, and can you remind him he is bringing the wine to the luau. It will save me a call. 3. Hey Ike does your friend have a sister? 1. Wait for the original she’ll be available in a week.

1. Where did…where did you disappear to? 2. Missed me bad huh?

1.Only if you do the duckbilled platapus.
2.Look, thats only funny if were in a tent and it’s raining and i have to use my leg as a pole to hold it up.

1: Do you think I flirt with Cory? 2: Good morning to you to. You look good. 1: Thank you. Do you think I flirt with Cory? 2: Yes. 1: I don’t mean to. 2: I know. I just think you sort of spazz out with excess flirtacious energy and it lands on anything male that moves. 1: Anything male that moves? As opposed to anything male that…doesn’t? 2: Well, like certain kinds of coral. 1: I’m definitely going to have to kill myself today. 2: Why? 1: Because you think I’m all like, Hey, man. Check me out. 2: No! I think you’re like, I’m charming and mysterious in a way that even I don’t understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you. It’s very hard to compete with.

1:Sexual practices of locusts? 2:Every one of those times I was being..supportive. 1:Not supportive. You weren’t being supportive–you were scared!

Awe, let me see that (picks up guy and girl dolls, then hits guy doll with girl) BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! (high squeaky voice) oh, help me, help me… (holds up girl doll, in normal voice) Yep, that’d be her.

Breaking and entering is a felony! I’m calling the sheriff. -Oh you do that and would you please remind him hes bringing the wine to the lou ou, save me a call thanks.

Call me sentimental, but I was sort of hoping us man-eaters could stick together.

Can I get a drink without a toy in it.

Can I Hail Mary my way out of this?

Can i hail mary my way outa this one?

Confucious say ‘Man who leave wife alone with ex-husband may leave altogether!’

Don’t my child me, this side of ten years ago you had your tong halfway down my throat!

Don’t tell me. My doorman’s another one of your admirers.

Eggs Benedict. I love Eggs Benedict.

Ellie: (to Fisher) Ike’s getting married!
(fisher falls on the floor)
Ellie: Fisher If you pee on that persian rug I’m going to kill you

he’s the one. you just need to get all your ducks in line.

Hey Ike, does your friend have a sister? -Wait for the original, she’ll be available in a week.

Hi it’s me leave a message, if you want to leave a fax buy me a fax machine.

How does she get all those guys to propose she’s not that beautiful. Bite me paperboy!

I guarantee that there will be tough times. I guarantee that at one moment or another, one of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life.

I guarantee that we’ll have tough times and I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life cause I know in my heart you’re the only one for me.

i guarantee that we’ll have tough times, and i guarantee that at one point one or both of us will want out, but also guarantee that if i don’t ask you to be mine i’ll regret it for the rest of my life, because i know in my heart your the only one for me.

I guarantee that we’ll have tough times; I guarantee that in some point, one of us would want to get out; I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret this for the rest of my life, ‘coz I know in my heart . . . you’re the only one for me.

I hate all other kinds of eggs.

I Love you Homer Eisenhower Graham; Will you marry me?

I promise there will be hard times

I suddenly forgot how to climb

I take it the desk clerk is one of youre many admirers.

I think we should have a serious discusion on why you’re such a pain in the ass.

I’m charming and mysterious in a way that even I don’t understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you.

I’m just a girl standing before a boy asking him to love her.

I’m just saying it’s expensive for one of your dresses

I’m not home right now but leave your name and number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. If you want to fax me, buy me a fax machine. Beep.

Ike: Maybe we should like you know…..what do you think? huh?
Maggie: Now thats romantic, and with a proposal like that you didn’t find eternal bliss?

Ike: Hmph.
Maggie (angrily): What the…what kind of noise is that? Furball?!

Journalism is literature in a hurry.

Look, I guarantee that we’ll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine I’ll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you’re the only one for me.

May the gifts be returnable!

May the gifts be returnable.

May the pitter patter of little feet not be Maggy’s!

May the pitter-patter of little feet, not be Maggie’s.

May you find yourselves the bulls eye of an easy target, may you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices, and may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes.

Mountaineers do it against the wall

No, you’re quarky. there’s a big difference between quarky and weird.

Ok-the veil is not attacking you!

Pot stirrer … man!

See…she’s not afraid of getting married…she’s just afraid of the one eyed snake…and I don’t blame her. Why when I was a vergin bride I took a knitting needle to bed with me…your grandpa never did forget that night.

Shazzaam. I think I’m in Mayberry.

she is afraid of the one eyed monster!

She just pulled a hair from my neck!

She may not be the longest running joke, but she certainly is the fastest.

Snoop-doggy-dog…there he is again!

So I became a reporter. Not quite a novelist but as we all know journalism is literature in a hurry.

Suddenly i’ve forgotten how to climb a fence

Tell me when you get to the alter, will you spike the bouquet?

That’s only funny at Camp Birchwood when my leg is the pole and…

The U.S.S Maggie leaves quite a wake.

The vicious man is attactive? You think viciousness is attractive?

There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.

Wake up with Flem!

We seriously have to have a discussion about WHY YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS! COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR!

Well I do!

Well I would love to continue this conversation with you, but I still have my job.

When I was walking down the aisle I was walking towards somebody, who had no idea who I really was. And it was only half the other persons fault because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted. But you, you knew the real me.
Yes I did.
I didn’t.

Why when I was a vergin bride I took a knitting needle to bed with me

Why when I was a vergin bride I took a knitting needle to bed with me.

YOU DO NOT WANNA CLIMB ANNAPERNA!!! -YES I DOOOO! IT’S HIGH!!!

You know the saying you’re not losing a daughter…. well i’d like to!

You really want that guy to drag you all the way to Anurpuna?! You DO NOT WANNA CLIMB ANUPURNA!!!

You sang to me.

You want a man who will walk you down the beach with his hand over your eyes, just so you can discover the feel of sand beneath your feet. You want a guy who will wake you up at dawn just bursting to talk to you, can’t wait another minute to find out what you’ll say.

You want a man, who will lead you down the beach, with his hand over your eyes, just so you can discover the feel of the sand beneath your feet. You want a guy, who will wake you up a dawn, just bursting to talk to you, he can’t wait another minute just to find out what you’ll say. Am I right?

You’re a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn’t know real love if it bit him in the armpit.

You’ve got it all wrong…and I figure with my help….you’d have a first person story, and you might actually be able to sell that thing.
For $1000 dollars…

{1} How long have you been together? {2} About 60 seconds {3} No I think its longer than that

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