–Grandma?
–I told you never to call me that in public.
–I’m the most screwed-up person in the world!
–You’re not even the most screwed-up person in this room!
Actually, I have been to Pasadena before. I was stationed here during the war at an internment camp, just down the block.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
Am I the only sane one here?
And whatever you do, do not bring up Vietnam.
Both Goldman and Morgan Stanley are drooling to that this public.
Come on in, I’ll put on a pot of Bourbon.
Dad, you are allowed to go the speed limit.
I didn’t come here to tell you that I can’t live without you. I can live without you…I just don’t want to.
I don’t go to the movies anymore. It’s all special effects. All they do is blow things up.
I hear the trout up there are as big as Buicks.
I need you to go to the video store and get me a copy of ‘The Graduate.’
I’m a lawyer. I talk for a living.
I’m not afraid of flying. I love to fly. It’s crashing that I hate. I hate crashing.
If the marriage implodes, divorce. You haven’t lived till you’ve been through one of those.
Jeff, go play with your dick.
Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.
Life is short, but marriage is long…So drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.
Mrs. Robinson.
Pasadena Girl.
The did take some creative liberties, though. I didn’t exactly graduate from college, but I suppose ‘The Dropout’ would’ve made a lousy title.
Then someone told me the most profound two words I’d ever heard: ‘Be present.’
Things are never what they seem with the women in this family.
This isn’t ‘The Graduate.’ This is ‘Deliverance.’
We’ve heard a lot today about revolution. The coming information revolution. The coming Internet revolution.
Well, actually I write the wedding announcements…and the obituaries.
You know, everyone has always said that this is based on a real thing in Pasadena.
You know, there’s an old saying: ‘Nobody comes from Los Angeles, they come to Los Angeles.’
You’re Anne Bancroft, aren’t you? You’re Mrs. Robinson.
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