Movie Quotes from Quick Change: Quotes from the movie Quick Change

(1) You’ve got a gun. Shoot them.
(2) I want to, but they’re fur brained. I’d need some kind of permit, wouldn’t I?

(1)I said we’re closed, Bozo.
(2) I wouldn’t . . . and that’s Mr. Bozo, okay?

–At least give me the women.
–Get your own women!

–I was in Nam with a jerk like you.
–Oh, boy.

–It was an accident, Phyllis.
–Oh, you know, so was Chernobyl!

–Listen, I’ve had just about enough of your comedy, Clown. We’re coming in through the plate glass.
–Allright, I gotta hang-up now because I gotta go kill everybody.

–Look, I’m just an old man.

–What’s that smell?
–Used wine.

-A real man? Who has to use a gun and hold people prisoner? You’re not a man. You’re a coward.
-She does not speak for the rest of us, Mr. Clown. We think that you are quite brave and manly.

-Now, we’re going to find a familar street soon.
-I’d settle for a familar borough.

1) Have you looked back there? I don’t think they care! 2) I look back there every night friend. That’s why I conduct my own affairs in a clean and hygenic fashion.

1) With that injured individual? I cannot give you a precise measurment on that. 2) Well, give me a guess then. 1) 21 minutes.

1) What the hell kind of clown are you? 2) The crying on the inside kind I guess.

1)It’s bad luck just seein’ a thing like that. 2) it’s just two guys sortin’ some things out.

And then he said ‘Yo baby up your butt with a coconut.’



Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner!

Do you have exact change?
You need to get some help…your turning into Ralph Kramden’s evil twin.

He said baby, up your butt with a coconut except I saw no coconut.

I asked for a tilting hydrolic body. This is not acceptable.

I saw a sign Phyllis.

I THINK HE WAS PREPARED TO DO IT! Only I saw no coconut, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

I was in Nam with a jerk like you

I’m sure no harm will come to me once I’m inside the bank all by myself.

If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!

It’s bad luck just seein’ a thing like that.

Johnny : This ain’t my dick in your back.
Grimm : Well that’s a relief.

Nobody does this to Russ Crane…Nobody does this to Mrs. Russ Crane!!!

Oh sir! You forgot your map! And out millions of dollars!

Oh this is a fucking nightmare!

Oh, we’re really making good time now.

Thank you for using AT&T.

Use of spouse as a shield!

Why do I want this fucking job?

you could have given us help instead you have given us so much more!

You don’t even know colors do you?

You hear me, there’s a DEAD MON, 38.82, send squad car NOW!

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