1/_How do you rate the thrill you got from gambling on a scale of one to a hundred?
2/_(long pause) Mmmmmmm hundred
1/_What about the biggest thrill you’ve ever got outside of gambling?
1/_Twenty?… how do you feel about living the rest of your life with a max of twenty?
2/_(long pause)Ok….. twenty’s ok
1/_How much for the bags?
2/_We give them away free to our customers
1/_May I have one please?
2/_Are you a customer?
2/_Then you can’t have one sir, I’m sorry
1/_OK then, how much for the bags?
1/_Why do you always walk around looking like a douch-bag?
2/_Some girls go for that kinda look
1/_NOT where I come from
I don’t want to use up all of Canada too soon.
I have a … financial problem. A shortfall.
No sex, no booze, no drugs. Our little roller is a purist.
You think we got a problem, Blin,?…. take a look at Mexico’s foreign debt
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