Movie Quotes from One Crazy Summer: Quotes from the movie One Crazy Summer

(1)Okay, now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to get back to the task of beating the shit out of these guys.
(2) I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
(1) Why not? What do you know? Karate?
(2) No, I know Dow.
(1) What is Dow.
(2) Dow is the chemical company that makes Mace!

…There are going to be armpits in trees! You’re going to have to push their eyeballs back in with pencils!

1) (whispers) You touched my car. 2) (whispers) What? 1) You touched my car!!!

1.)If we give in now we’ll be giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world! 2.)Yeah.Yeah…thats..just..what..I was thinkin’.

dont touch my car

Egg, were you the little fat boy?

George: Hey, Uncle Frank. Frank: Georgie, what the hell are you doing in here!?!Can’t you just leave me alone? Why can’t you just leave me alone, with my dream! George, to Hoops: Uncle Frank, every year he sits there, trying to win that stupid radio contest. Every year he loses a little bit more of his mind

Hello ladies, I’m here for your daughters!

Hey Egg Tito Ramirez is wrestling Mr. Congeniality in half an hour…… Teddy says Mr. Congeniality doesnt stand a chance

Hey Hoops, you ever noticed people die in alphabetical order.

Hey [Character Name], you ever noticed people die in alphabetical order

If we give into those people, we’re giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world.

No! But…I just wanna shake him and say (why are you so fat? Why are you so fat?) and then I would beat the shit outta him.


The film is over – You can go now.

We are from the planet of the Toes…and we bring you…PRODUCE! AHHH!

What do you know? You’re not a man. You’re a cat. Go back to your feline world.

Why,thank you very much.I think I will have a couple cookies!

With no plan theres no attack. With no attack,no victory.

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